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hemi1088

26 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Military
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Well, I'd like to start off by saying that I like things. I like to think that I'm a generic guy, and in my free time, I like to do stuff with people. I know it sounds cliche, but I really am looking for _______(Insert a word of your choice) on this site! If you are looking for _______(Insert a word of your choice), feel free to message me!

A. Waldo
B. The woman/man of my/your dreams
C. A "Sugar momma/daddy"
D. Free candy
E. A great girl/guy to talk to and get to know a bit better
F. World peace

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What I’m doing with my life
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At the moment I am very passionate about weight lifting. I spend a lot of time in the gym, and I aim to compete in a bench press competition next summer!
I’m really good at
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Drawing, painting and hiding at work when any hard, menial and monotonous jobs come down the line.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sense of humor, followed closely by my awesome truck. I sold the awesome truck and bought a Subaru wagon. Now I solely rely on my humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some of the books that I have really enjoyed reading have been; I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Assholes Finish First, The Divine Comedy, The Iliad of Homer, 1914 and Other Poems, The Art of War and, though there are not many words....there must be a special mention of I Spy and Where is Waldo.

As for T.V and movies, I would have to say that I really enjoyed A Bronx Tale, The Shawshank Redemption, Forest Gump, All of the Marvel movies, Everything 007, Game of Thrones, Strike Back, and Sons of Anarchy.

When it comes to music, I am open to anything and everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Friends
Internet
Music
CBC Radio 1
HUMOR
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cars...and where I'm going to retire.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying my time with either family or friends. It doesn't always have to be a party, as long as I'm in good company.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As tough as I think I am, I'm often referred to as a teddy bear.
I drink green tea.
I've gone for a pedicure (My sister made me)
I still think I'm manly.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
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If you appreciate proper spelling, enjoy the out doors and........fuck it, just message me if you're interested. I'm probably one of the funniest people I know.