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23 / F / bisexual / Single
Chicago, Illinois
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Online now!
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 4" (1.62m).
- Body Type
- Thin
- Looking For
- New friends, Short-term dating, Casual sex
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- —
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Student
- Income
- —
- Kids
- Dislikes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am scatterbrained, spontaneous, and taste like chicken?.
My Self-Summary
I've only had to use my rape whistle once.
Truth is, I really hate hamming it up and talking about myself. People are much more interesting in real time. You want to know me? Talk to me.
I'm nice?
Truth is, I really hate hamming it up and talking about myself. People are much more interesting in real time. You want to know me? Talk to me.
I'm nice?
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently in my last year of college majoring in elementary
education, which is ironic because I hate kids. I just love to
finger paint.
I’m really good at
finger painting, baking, and/or scolding naughty school boys.
The first things people usually notice about me
My glasses! I have eleven pair, and I'm blind as a bat without
them.
I also have narcolepsy.
I also sleep in my glasses. That's why I have so many pairs of glasses.
I also have narcolepsy.
I also sleep in my glasses. That's why I have so many pairs of glasses.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I'm a sucker for the classics; 1984, Brideshead Revisited, A
Clockwork Orange, As I Lay Dying, Slaughterhouse Five, The Sun Also
Rises, Heart of Darkness, and Frankenstein.
Rushmore, Ghostworld, Raising Arizona, Lost in Translation, Run Lola Run, Swingers, The Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, Clerks, and Being John Malkovich.
Toooo much music.
BAKE AND DESTROY.
Rushmore, Ghostworld, Raising Arizona, Lost in Translation, Run Lola Run, Swingers, The Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, Clerks, and Being John Malkovich.
Toooo much music.
BAKE AND DESTROY.
The six things I could never do without
Cynicism, cigarettes, coffee, cupcakes, cuddling, and..... cutting
and chopping meat?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
thinking of words that start with "c".
On a typical Friday night I am
breakdancing and baking simultaneously.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
There are roofies in the cookies I just baked you :)
You should message me if
you like roofies. And cookies.
Seriously, though. I've received an overwhelming number of messages from people that talk about nothing BUT roofies and cookies. If you can't get a LITTLE more creative, don't bother ;)
Seriously, though. I've received an overwhelming number of messages from people that talk about nothing BUT roofies and cookies. If you can't get a LITTLE more creative, don't bother ;)
