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hemispheres

25 / F / Bisexual / Seeing someone

Chicago, Illinois

Her Details

Last Online
Jul 29, 2010
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m).
Body Type
Thin
Diet
—
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
—
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Education / Academia
Income
—
Offspring
—
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I've only had to use my rape whistle once.

Truth is, I really hate hamming it up and talking about myself. People are much more interesting in real time. You want to know me? Talk to me.

I'm nice?

I am scatterbrained, spontaneous, and taste like chicken?

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What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently in my last year of college majoring in elementary education, which is ironic because I hate kids. I just love to finger paint.

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I’m really good at
finger painting, baking, and/or scolding naughty school boys.

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The first things people usually notice about me
My glasses! I have eleven pair, and I'm blind as a bat without them.

I also have narcolepsy.

I also sleep in my glasses. That's why I have so many pairs of glasses.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a sucker for the classics; 1984, Brideshead Revisited, A Clockwork Orange, As I Lay Dying, Slaughterhouse Five, The Sun Also Rises, Heart of Darkness, and Frankenstein.

Rushmore, Ghostworld, Raising Arizona, Lost in Translation, Run Lola Run, Swingers, The Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, Clerks, and Being John Malkovich.

Toooo much music.

BAKE AND DESTROY.

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The six things I could never do without
Cynicism, cigarettes, coffee, cupcakes, cuddling, and..... cutting and chopping meat?

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
thinking of words that start with "c".

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On a typical Friday night I am
breakdancing and baking simultaneously.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There are roofies in the cookies I just baked you :)

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I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24-29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you like roofies. And cookies.

Seriously, though. I've received an overwhelming number of messages from people that talk about nothing BUT roofies and cookies. If you can't get a LITTLE more creative, don't bother ;)

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