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hempress

31 Ottawa, Ontario, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 28–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 29
Orientation
Bisexual
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Dropped out of university
Status
Single
Speaks
English, French
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a queer, poly-friendly, kinkster, sapiosexual, witchy chef (specializing in alt diets). I often smoke like a hot-rod, cuss like a sailor and dress like a slut; which is sometimes inappropriate, but always done with the utmost of respect intended. I'm not always in balance, but am generally willing and able. If I say I'm not, however, you better fuckin' mean it if you persist. Also I freehand self-reflective, verbose, descriptive run on sentences, because apparently I'm ballin' like that.
Think Bill Hicks with red hair and a slightly more shapely wardrobe ( and without the affinity for western motif ).
*shrug* It's a style.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
livin' it!

I'm doing a lot of stuff these days, affecting tangible and positive change on the daily, working, gardening, playing, moving, singing, dancing, meditating, medibating, loving.... generally chasin the muff around and gettin soft by the pool.....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mass cooking, artistic cooking, cartoonish radical/visual pun art, dealing with medical and non-medical emergencies, talking folks in off the ledge, manifesting free concert tickets, occasionally becoming overwhelmed by social anxiety and coping affably, most things I put my energy and intention into....excepting cartwheels, pool and babyfoot; I just never got the hang of 'em....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
iunno, ask them....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
hmmm...there's an awful lot that could be listed here.. i tend to have really dynamic favorites....

Music... Conscious Hip Hop, Dub/step, Jungle, Psytrance ( well, Psy~anything really ), Metal...bad 80s HairMetal, TripHop, Punk, Mo{dog}Town, Funk/Soul, Ska, Breaks....Rae Spoon, Ween, the mountain goats ,Binary Kitty, Bassnectar, Outkast/the Love Below, the Black Keys, Sublime, Florence and the Machine, B Sharpa, 3 Inches of Blood, Jean Grae, Dillinger Escape Plan, Younger Brother, Buck 65 ( Fuck! Rich Terfry is SO! HOT! I would totally practice makin babies with that guy ), Breakestra, Tool, Invincible, Awol One, Queen ( Freddy Mercury and I share a soul ), Nina Simone, Mastodon,Tom Waits! Aesop Rock, Childish Gambino, the Ramones, Tribe Called Quest, Digweed, GirlTalk, Violent Femmes, HotTub, Flobots, and a bunch of classic awesomes I can find in most karaoke lists ;) All in all, I like good music....

I am a firm believer however, that a (like) for Nickelback is a vote for Harper, and I avidly discourage both those things :/

Books... Sci-Fi, anarcho~feminist sci-Fi, non-Fi, text books, kids lit, poetry, Graphic novels ( I have a *big* heart~on for Alan Moore ) , Christopher Moore ( no relation ), Neil Gaiman, Bell Hooks!, Palahniuk, E.L. Docterow, Tom Robbins, Vonnegut, Dossie Easton and Catherine A. Liszt, Jay Stevenson, Christopher Ryan and Cacilda Jetha,Thomas Pynchon , Marc Nguy, Mark Beyer, Cohen, Irving Layton, Ursula K. Leguin, Douglas Arthur Brown, Hildegard Pickles, and almost the whole quirky classics series... there's really too many to list on, i tend to devour literature/books...

Film is a superbe medium... there are way too many movies to list. I like films that are a little off the beaten track, and documentaries are FTW!! I do love Hertzog, pre-Disney Henson, Amoldovar, Lars Von Trier, and John Waters...

Shows? I got to see so many rad shows this Summer!! Best I've seen in recent times: Dead Prez, Buck65, Gogol Bordello, although White Cowbell Oklahoma comes with honourable mention if only cause they were so fucking entertaining ... I mean, a dedicated cowbellist who only broke out to make toilet paper and chainsaw confetti onstage? Be still my cheese-lovin <3!

Food... raw meat (or pretty fuckin' close to raw), vegan vittles, smoked-almost-anything, salty chocolate! *drool*
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six things I would sure as shit never want to do very long without:

Humour, Music/Dancing, Coffee (but not everyday), Words (both written and spoken), the at-least-occasional illicit romp, an inebriant
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How in particular the world sucks, and how to make it suck less.
Sex, in all it's wonderful facets and combinations.
Food ( safety, sustainability, dishes, gardening, farming, etc. ).
Alternative medicine.
the Zombpocalypse
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fuckin' Awesome!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a karaoke beast. Really.
Also, I definitely snore sometimes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to take me dancing.

You have a great analysis and want to discuss it over a bevy of sorts.

You have a dream and a lot to do :)

...and you've got something better than that nice shoes, wanna mack style. It's 2015, we're t-minus 6 months for fucking jetpacks, please don't make me school you on basic respect principles cause you thought you could just trip and fall up into my pussy. I mean, really...