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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19-30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 24
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Christianity but it’s not important
Working on Two-year college
Might want kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Summary: I am the most boring person in the world. Explanation: There isn't one, really. I get absorbed in other stuff. Little things that seem interesting at the moment just get all of my attention. For example, I recently dusted of the most hilarious home movie of me and my brothers and cousin attempting to film a Star Wars movie, and I have been completely absorbed in adding lightsaber effects, lasers, and a dynamic soundtrack even though its the most horrible film of all time, anywhere. Anyway, there ya go. I'm retarded, and I'm coming to terms.

I am crafty, resourceful, and slightly insane
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Nothing. I could be the laziest person in the world, and although some would have you believe that people who can change the world, should change the world, I would rather believe that nobody changes the world, the world changes people. So, really, I'm doing nothing, and that's what you're supposed to be doing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stuff. Just stuff. I'm good at math...but not really good. I can play all kinds of sports, but not good enough to get some kind of scholarship. I'm good at just random crap that people don't really have an interest in. I play the guitar ok, but I only make up my own stuff, so people listen for about two seconds, don't recognize their favorite song, get bored, and leave. Yay me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Now I don't know if this is true or not, because it's more of a guess, but I think people hate me as soon as they set eyes on me, then I have to spend the rest of the time that I see them trying to convince them that I'm not a jerk. That's MY take, but I could be wrong.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My all time favorite book is Heart Of Darkness. If you've never read it, it is absolutely amazing. I'm a Mel Brookes kind of guy when it comes to movies so Blazing Saddles and Spaceballs ought to do it. Late sixties rock and roll should be the only music on the planet. I'll probably eat anything, but authentic chinese food is delicious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Guitar. Basketball. Sense of humor(a person cannot survive today's world without it). Family. Cosmo(my dog). The great outdoors.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stupid stuff. Stuff like trying to create an automobile engine that works in the same way that the human body does, solving energy, climate, pollution, and economical problems throughout the world. The problem is that I can't even change my own oil. Doesn't that suck.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home. Yeah, thats right. For all you people out there that think that you're not cool unless you're out partying every single weekend, it's a sham. Nobody cares if you're able to break it down every weekend. I like my house. It's comfy and doesn't smell like cigarette smoke and crappy pick-up lines. Loser or not, I don't really care.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got a 31 on my ACT...without using a calculator. That's really the truth. I mean it.
You should message me if
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If you want to. I figured that was kind of self-explanitory, but you never know with people these days. If you want to message, message for God's sake. I'm not going to try to stop you.