Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Summary: I am the most boring person in the world. Explanation:
There isn't one, really. I get absorbed in other stuff. Little
things that seem interesting at the moment just get all of my
attention. For example, I recently dusted of the most hilarious
home movie of me and my brothers and cousin attempting to film a
Star Wars movie, and I have been completely absorbed in adding
lightsaber effects, lasers, and a dynamic soundtrack even though
its the most horrible film of all time, anywhere. Anyway, there ya
go. I'm retarded, and I'm coming to terms.
I am crafty, resourceful, and slightly insane
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Nothing. I could be the laziest person in the world, and although
some would have you believe that people who can change the world,
should change the world, I would rather believe that nobody changes
the world, the world changes people. So, really, I'm doing nothing,
and that's what you're supposed to be doing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stuff. Just stuff. I'm good at math...but not really good. I can
play all kinds of sports, but not good enough to get some kind of
scholarship. I'm good at just random crap that people don't really
have an interest in. I play the guitar ok, but I only make up my
own stuff, so people listen for about two seconds, don't recognize
their favorite song, get bored, and leave. Yay me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Now I don't know if this is true or not, because it's more of a
guess, but I think people hate me as soon as they set eyes on me,
then I have to spend the rest of the time that I see them trying to
convince them that I'm not a jerk. That's MY take, but I could be
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My all time favorite book is Heart Of Darkness. If you've never
read it, it is absolutely amazing. I'm a Mel Brookes kind of guy
when it comes to movies so Blazing Saddles and Spaceballs ought to
do it. Late sixties rock and roll should be the only music on the
planet. I'll probably eat anything, but authentic chinese food is
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Guitar. Basketball. Sense of humor(a person cannot survive today's
world without it). Family. Cosmo(my dog). The great outdoors.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stupid stuff. Stuff like trying to create an automobile engine that
works in the same way that the human body does, solving energy,
climate, pollution, and economical problems throughout the world.
The problem is that I can't even change my own oil. Doesn't that
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home. Yeah, thats right. For all you people out there that think
that you're not cool unless you're out partying every single
weekend, it's a sham. Nobody cares if you're able to break it down
every weekend. I like my house. It's comfy and doesn't smell like
cigarette smoke and crappy pick-up lines. Loser or not, I don't
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I got a 31 on my ACT...without using a calculator. That's really
the truth. I mean it.
You should message me if
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If you want to. I figured that was kind of self-explanitory, but
you never know with people these days. If you want to message,
message for God's sake. I'm not going to try to stop you.
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