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26 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Okay), French (Okay), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I moved to Portland from Texas at the end of last year- it's been a huge improvement. I've lived in China and Mexico. I write poetry and prose. Art in any form is very important to me. I went through a lengthy phase where all I wanted was to be a Buddhist hermit. I meditate a lot. I love the weather here. I'd just as soon talk about beer or Adventure Time or dogs or the latest hike as Thomas Bernhard or the Body Without Organs or the ineluctable modality of the visible.

I get along well with unique people with wide interests. Also queers and hippies and punks and foreigners.

I like all the usual Portland stuff-craft beer, coffee, hiking, food carts, dive bars, biking, high weirdness. I work the graveyard shift... thus my presence on here so late.

Mexico City is my favorite place on the planet.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing, reading, studying for the foreign service exam, considering law school. Living the dream in Portland.
I’m really good at
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Finding out how to get places in places I've never been, poems, describing beer, yoga (not too big on asanas...), walking obscene distances, meditating, literary things, cleansing the doors of perception, pronouncing words or incoherent streams of letters, figuring things out
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm very tall with long hair (I get the occasional Game of Thrones comment when meeting people for the first time). I have a certain presence. I'm passionate about a lot of things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors- William Blake, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Pablo Neruda, William Faulkner, Ingeborg Bachmann, Virginia Woolfe, Cormac McCarthy, Ted Hughes, Laszlo Krasznahorkai, Elfriede Jelinek, Julio Cortazar, Nescio, Gao Xinjiang, Roberto Bolano, etc.
Movies- Dead Man, Cries and Whispers, The Tree of Life, Werckmeister Harmonies, Nashville, Wings of Desire, Branded to Kill, etc.
Music- Sun Ra, Neil Young, Charley Patton, E40, Gyorgy Ligeti, Acid Mothers Temple, Tom Waits, Vladislav Delay, Nick Cave, Autechre, Nina Simone, Flipper, Dirty Three, Charles Mingus, DJ Screw, Sonny Sharrock, Xiu Xiu, Bardo Pond, Swans etc.
Shows- Adventure Time, The Kingdom, The Wire, etc
Food- Mexican, Vietnamese, Indian, Mediterranean, Korean, Southern
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The people I love, poems, coffee/tea, meditation, music in some form, not being in Texas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How we experience existence, world lit, cognitive archaeology, language, morality, beer, international politics, weed, music, 'How do you know but that ev'ry bird that cuts the airy way, is an immense world of delight, clos'd by your senses five?'
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not saving lives on the job, I'm most likely at a bar/strip club drinking some ridiculous beer with friends or reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Slugs are my biggest fear.
You should message me if
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You're interesting. You like dive bars. You like something you see on this profile. You spend more time reading than at the gym. You're a feminist. You want to smoke some weed. You meditate. You're overwhelmingly attracted to my profile pictures.