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her_elegy

27 Pittsburgh, PA Woman

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 1
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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HOW IS IT THAT I KEEP ENDING UP IN RELATIONSHIPS?!
Haha, it is actually an odd thing, but hey. NyqK, you're amazing. Whoo, shameless plug! ^_^

But hey, also worth noting...The Boyfriend and I enjoy hunting for unicorns! We are interested in women only, and preferably someone we mesh with well enough to hang out with on a semi-regular basis in addition to inviting into bed with us. If you may be interested, feel free to message both myself AND my boyfriend (the aforementioned NyqK), and we can all start getting to know each other and see where it goes from there.

So anyway, hello there. I am a self-described nerdy pink faerie cat. I live on the Internet, I am a SuperWhoLocked Hufflepuff, I am way too into karaoke, I love tattoos and will never have enough, I am a liberal feminist (but the kind that actually just wants gender equality, not the kind that's painfully counterproductive to its own cause), I need caffeine to survive, and I truly believe the internet needs more cats.

Any questions?

And because why not, back when they made you put in those three words to describe yourself mine were "awkward, neurotic, and stardust."
What I’m doing with my life
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Happily serving local independent production company Sinister Dream Productions by podcasting, helping with merch sales, webmastering, acting, helping out on set however and whenever needed, et cetera. It's pretty cool. I do also have a day job, but that's much less fun to talk about, haha. Currently also trying to push myself to work more on my art and hoping I'll figure out more of a longterm plan for this whole "life" and "future" thing as time goes on.
I’m really good at
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I am the queen of correcting everyone's grammar. Is that a skill? I draw, and decently. And I am a karaoke whore but I'm not really a very good singer.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eleven (and counting, I'm sure) tattoos? AND MY AWESOME PINK HAIR, FOR SURE.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling, The Time Traveller's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger, White Oleander by Janet Fitch, The Fault in Our Stars by John Green, The Hunger Games trilogy by Suzanne Collins, the Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, The Last Lecture by Randy Pausch, anything by Sylvia Plath, The Hours by Michael Cunningham, Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Café by Fannie Flagg, The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides, Prozac Nation by Elizabeth Wurtzel, Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk, Requiem for a Dream by Hubert Selby, Jr.

Films: Fight Club, The Boondock Saints, Avengers, Velvet Goldmine, Gypsy 83, Requiem for a Dream, the original Star Wars trilogy, Looper, Brick, The Brothers Bloom, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Serenity, World's End, Shaun of the Dead, Stardust, The Hours, Girl Interrupted, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, Cowboy Bebop: The Movie, Little Miss Sunshine, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Thor, Iron Man, Captain America, The Incredible Hulk, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Across The Universe, Stranger Than Fiction, Saved, But I'm A Cheerleader, To Wong Foo..., The Crow, V for Vendetta, Romeo + Juliet, The Matrix, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Les Misérables, Fried Green Tomatoes, Empire Records, Benny & Joon, Kill Bill, Edward Scissorhands, The Birdcage, Death at a Funeral (the original British version), Bowling for Columbine.

Television: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Supernatural, Sons of Anarchy, Sherlock, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Metalopcalypse, Community, How I Met Your Mother (pre-finale), New Girl, Archer, Avatar: The Last Airbender, True Blood, Dexter, Breaking Bad, The Golden Girls, Spaced, @midnight, Agents of SHIELD, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal Alchemist, Attack on Titan, Hetalia: Axis Powers.

Music: 30 Seconds To Mars, Coheed & Cambria, Nine Inch Nails, Florence + The Machine, AFI, Dethklok, Creature Feature, System Of A Down, Bring Me The Horizon, Mastodon, Killswitch Engage, Every Time I Die, Eluveitie, PJ Harvey, The Dresden Dolls/Amanda Palmer, Tori Amos, My Brightest Diamond, Fiona Apple, Placebo, Abney Park, David Bowie, Gogol Bordello, Devotchka, Flobots, Orgy, Deftones, Ani DiFranco, Ben Folds Five/Ben Folds, Portishead, Björk, Muse, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Dimmu Borgir, My Chemical Romance, Mindless Self Indulgence.

Food: Sushi, Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Indian, most anything Asian, Ethiopian, almost anything ethnic/exotic or "outside of the box," Mexican, Italian, meat and cheese and cheese and meat, bacon is my Jesus.

Also! Bonus!
Podcasts: Sinister DreamCast, Scenario Store News, The [Insert Movie Reference Here!] Podcast, The Nerdist, Hollywood Babble-On, Welcome To Night Vale, Thrilling Adventure Hour.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
NyqK.
Good friends.
Music.
Sex.
Internets.
Cats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How ridiculously (in the best of ways) my life has changed since I've been with NyqK. It's really fucking awesome.

Tumblr. Fandoms. Ships. Feels. Y'know.

How fictional worlds can completely own my soul to such an extreme degree.

The fact that I legitimately just cannot understand how anyone could possibly prefer Russell T. Davies to Steven Moffat as Doctor Who writer/showrunner.

The idea that the Torchwood Institute making a television programme detailing a somewhat fictionalised version of The Doctor's travels as a coverup is TOTALLY just the kind of thing they would do if they did exist.

How I really wish that I had some kind of superpower.

Vincent van Gogh's haunting last words (they were, translated to English, "this sadness will last forever," which I find very intense to think about since he did, after all, commit suicide).

Also life, what it means, what I'm going to do with my own, and how it's all going to end up or simply end altogether.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What is this "typical Friday night" of which you speak?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have really silly and childish fears. Namely astraphobia, mosquitophobia (which really needs a proper name), melissophobia, and spheksophobia. I am also quite thanatophobic, which tends to surprise people. (And yes, you do have to look them all up if you don't know what they mean, because I'm ridiculous and they're all really dumb. Heh?)
You should message me if
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-Tumblr owns your soul, too.
-You agree when I say "the internet needs more cats" without even the slightest hint of irony.
-You are a fellow fandom whore.
-You understand the differenced between "to," "too," and "two" AND "there," "their," and "they're" AND "your" and "you're." Also that "definately," "anyways," and "irregardless" are not real words. Also how to properly contract "should have" or "could have" or "would have." Not adding the last word of an acronym to the end of the acronym (e.g. saying "PIN number" when you simply mean "PIN") is good, too. Oxford comma fandom is a HUGE plus. Yes, I could go on, but I'll spare you the rest for now. You can, however, fuck right off if you say "I could care less."
-You read my profile and you think we might get along on some level. As long as you're not a creepy douchebag, I'll probably at least give you a bit of conversation.

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