HOW IS IT THAT I KEEP ENDING UP IN RELATIONSHIPS?!
Haha, it is actually an odd thing, but hey. NyqK, you're amazing. Whoo, shameless plug! ^_^

But hey, also worth noting...The Boyfriend and I are in talks of unicorn hunting! We would be interested in women only, and preferably someone we mesh with well enough to hang out with on a semi-regular basis in addition to inviting into bed with us. Now, and this is probably the most important part to mention at this moment in time, our desire for ménage-a-trois fun is NOT one that we intend to fulfill immediately. However, even with that being said, if you may be interested, feel free to message both myself AND my boyfriend (the aforementioned NyqK), and we can all start getting to know each other and see where it goes from there!

Aside from that, though, if you're at all interested in a sarcastic bitch with whom to be friends, hello.

I'm relatively batshit, I live on the Internet, Doctor Who and Harry Potter own my soul FOR LIFE, I am way too into karaoke, I love tattoos and will never have enough, I really hate the current state of my hair, I am ridiculously politically liberal, I'm just about always broke, I smoke too much, I need Diet Coke to survive, and I will never turn down a Long Island Iced Tea.

Any questions?

And because why not, back when they made you put in those three words to describe yourself mine were "awkward, neurotic, and stardust."

GOOD. FUCKING. QUESTION.

I am the queen of correcting everyone's grammar. Is that a skill? I draw, and decently. And I am a karaoke whore but I'm not really a very good singer.

Ten (and counting, I'm sure) tattoos? AND MY HAIR IS FINALLY PINK AGAIN!

Books: The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling, The Time Traveller's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger, White Oleander by Janet Fitch, the Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, The Last Lecture by Randy Pausch, anything by Sylvia Plath, The Hours by Michael Cunningham, Fried Green Tomatoes At The Whistle Stop Café by Fannie Flagg, The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides, Prozac Nation by Elizabeth Wurtzel, Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk, Requiem For A Dream by Hubert Selby, Jr...

Films: Fight Club, The Boondock Saints, Avengers, Velvet Goldmine, Gypsy 83, Requiem For A Dream, the original Star Wars trilogy, Looper, Brick, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Serenity, Shaun Of The Dead, Stardust, The Hours, Girl Interrupted, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Garden State, Cowboy Bebop: The Movie, Little Miss Sunshine, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Thor, Iron Man, Captain America, The Incredible Hulk, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Across The Universe, Stranger Than Fiction, Saved, But I'm A Cheerleader, To Wong Foo..., The Crow, V For Vendetta, Romeo + Juliet, The Matrix, the Lord Of The Rings trilogy, Les Misérables, Fried Green Tomatoes, Empire Records, Benny & Joon, Kill Bill, Edward Scissorhands, The Birdcage, Death At A Funeral (the original British version), Bowling For Columbine...

Television: Doctor Who, Torchwood, True Blood, Dexter, Sons Of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Firefly, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Community, How I Met Your Mother, Metalopcalypse, Archer, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Golden Girls, Spaced, Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal Alchemist...

Music: 30 Seconds To Mars, Nine Inch Nails, Coheed & Cambria, Florence + The Machine, System Of A Down, Eluveitie, PJ Harvey, Creature Feature, The Dresden Dolls/Amanda Palmer, Tori Amos, My Brightest Diamond, Fiona Apple, Placebo, David Bowie, Gogol Bordello, Devotchka, Flobots, Orgy, Deftones, Ani DiFranco, Ben Folds Five/Ben Folds, Portishead, Björk, Muse, A Perfect Circle, Tool, AFI, Dethklok, My Chemical Romance, Mastodon, Killswitch Engage, Every Time I Die, Mindless Self Indulgence, St. Vincent...

Food: Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Indian, sushi, most anything Asian, Ethiopian, almost anything ethnic/exotic or "outside of the box," Mexican, Italian, meat and cheese and cheese and meat, bacon is my Jesus...

NyqK.
My amazing friends.
Music.
Sex.
Internets.
Cats.

Vincent Van Gogh's haunting last words (they were, translated to English, "this sadness will last forever," which I find very intense to think about since he did, after all, commit suicide).

How fictional worlds can completely own my soul to such a strange degree.

How I really wish that I had some kind of superpower.

The idea that the Torchwood Institute making a television programme detailing a somewhat fictionalised version of The Doctor's travels as a coverup is TOTALLY just the kind of thing they would do if they did exist.

The question of whether or not I will regret it when I'm older if I never have a child.

My friends and how much they mean to me.

My past, the childhood I can't remember, and why I have repressed it all.

Also life, what it means, what I'm going to do with my own, and how it's all going to end up or simply end altogether.

What is this "typical Friday night" of which you speak?

Even I'm a little bit taken aback sometimes by how, after giving up over 12 years of vegetarianism in May 2012 because of practical/financial issues, I honestly just don't care about any of the reasons I originally did it anymore.

Also, I have really silly and childish fears. Namely astraphobia, mosquitophobia (which really needs a proper name), melissophobia, and spheksophobia. I am also fairly thanatophobic, which tends to surprise people. (And yes, you do have to look them all up if you don't know what they mean, because I'm ridiculous and they're all really dumb. Heh?)

We might get along on some level. As long as you're not a creepy douchebag, I'll probably at least give you a bit of conversation.