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herbaderp

29 Daly City, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly), French (Poorly), LISP (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a six foot two, athletically built, dog-owning rock climbing feminist architect with slightly scruffy facial hair. Also a classically trained pianist, Michelin-star winning chef, 1st Annual Dennon County Martial Arts Expo (Night of 1000 Kicks) participant and I smell really good, like fried cheese.

...

Nothing in that statement was true. Sorry. Almost nothing. Sometimes I do smell like fried cheese, but not in a good way.

Here are some things about me that ARE true:

I believe that you should know how to say "where is the bathroom" and "do you speak English" in as many languages as possible, just in case.
I once swam 2000 yards butterfly to win a 25 cent bet.
Sometimes I like to drive with the radio off so I can hear my own thoughts.
I can sing in Chinese better than I can speak it.
My best bowling score is over 200. My worst bowling score (in recent memory) is under 60. I was sober. And trying.
I'm a lover, not a fighter. But I'm also a fighter.
Until my current company gave me my Macbook Pro, I'd never owned an Apple product in my life. Technically, since it's the property of my company, I still don't.
I don't have a high school diploma.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently moved from LA to the Bay area, and I work at a startup as an software engineer. I refuse to be ashamed of either of those two facts, you snobby bay area natives.

In my previous life (way way back in Q3 2014), I was a biology researcher.

My job is stressful, frustrating, and sometimes insane, but it's also by far the best job I've ever had in my life. I feel like 90% of my free time is spent doing laundry. That might be because the other 10% of my free time is Brazilian jiujitsu.

I recently took a class to become a Turbokickboxing instructor! In the near future I'd like to start teaching classes of my own.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
actually reading people's profiles. If I've messaged you, I've read your profile in its entirety. Apparently this is a hard thing for guys to do?

the Gangnam style dance. I learned it for Halloween two years ago and have never forgotten it.

Playing with dogs. This might not sound like a skill, but trust me, I'm really good at it. (Ignore that joke from the first section, I have cut very few puppies in half recently.)

Memorizing stuff and reading really fast. I coasted through most of school on that combination of academic abilities.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Really depends on the context in which I'm being noticed. My coworkers would tell you it's my work ethic and intelligence. My friends would say my love of incredibly bad jokes and my quirky view of reality. And people from the gym would probably say my sweet guns.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite books: Foundation trilogy.
Favorite movie: Kung Fu Hustle
Favorite TV show: Arrested Development
Favorite music: Chinese pop
Favorite food: Soupy Noodles of any variety.

Other favorites:

Favorite semi-obscure 20th century American politician: Huey Long
Favorite portmanteau: Turducken
Favorite judo throw: Morote seoi nage
Favorite conspiracy theory: Alien lizard people secretly run the UN!
Favorite Chinese character: 串 (kebab)
Favorite old-timey hobo slang: Dagnabbit
Favorite Internet time-sink: Cracked.com
Favorite fictional dictator: Lord Vetinari of Ankh-Morpork
Favorite supermarket activity: Making faces at little children while their parents are looking away.
Favorite outcome from said supermarket activity: when they point at me and try to say something and their parents scold them for bothering me.
Favorite Ok Go music video: The one with the Rube Goldberg machine.
Favorite springtime meadow activity: frolicking
Favorite Nazi war criminal: none.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could totally do without all of these things, but they're things I like a lot.

Brazilian jiujitsu.
Fried zucchini and burgers.
Whiteboards.
Decent weather.
Internet access.
Loveline.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where the hell are all of you people finding these tiger cubs in your pictures?

when did everyone start rock climbing?

if everyone's favorite TV show is Arrested Development, how did it only last for 3 seasons?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
training jiujitsu and then eating a burger while watching Netflix. I lead a wild and crazy life.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you live every week like it's shark week.
you don't lean too far in either direction of the hipster-basic continuum.
you think I'm as interesting as you are.

I try really hard to write messages that aren't inane. If I visited your profile and didn't send a message, I probably couldn't come up with something and gave up. If I wrote you a terrible message anyway, I'm sorry - they can't all be winners.