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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:56am
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat), Chinese (Somewhat), French (Somewhat), LISP (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like my women like I like my coffee - cold, bitter, and partially digested by an endangered civet.

More seriously, I like smart, sassy ladies who can hold a good conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work: I'm a software engineer for a startup in Redwood City. I promise you that I'm not a tech bro.

Not-work: I do Brazilian jiujitsu, which is like Crossfit in that I will talk your ears off about Brazilian jiujitsu if you give me the opportunity. Sorry.

Also a certified TurboKickboxing instructor! Albeit one without a class. Unkind people would probably say that I am lacking class in most other areas of my life as well. Anyway, here's a video from my certification class:

(I am the one on the left, and also the only dude.)

What I'm not doing with my life, but apparently everyone else on OkCupid is:

Rock climbing.
Taking pictures of myself at Macchu Picchu.
Petting tigers.
Owning a pet.
Watching Game of Thrones.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
outwardly displaying a veil of laughter and outward cheerfulness while internally being consumed by anxiety and depression.

making jokes!



Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors I am fond of: Isaac Asimov, Brandon Sanderson, Harry Turtledove, Terry Pratchett, JK Rowling, Robert Jordan, George RR Martin, Jim Butcher, Patrick Rothfuss, Tamora Pierce, and lots of others.

Movies: I have watched Kung Fu Hustle at least once a year for the last 8 years, and am fairly proud of that fact.

Shows: Currently watching Agents of SHIELD, Brooklyn 99, Bojack Horseman, Silicon Valley. Those last two make me sad, though.

Music: I have two playlists on Spotify that I listen to all the time. One is called "metal ladies" and the other is called "Chinese pop." I'm not ashamed.

Food: I love noodle soup. And everything else. But especially noodle soup. Soop.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Google
2. Facebook
3. Yelp
4. Wikipedia
5. Amazon
6. Stack Overflow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
comedy. Why are comedy and despair so inextricably linked? Why is it the darkest subjects of conversation, things that it we're not allowed to speak of in polite company, that produces the most heartfelt, genuine peals of laughter? Death, oppression, abuse, torture, adultery, disease - these are the things a stand-up comic's set are made from. When Jay Leno makes a career out of sticking to the safe and the tame, we call him a boring, talentless hack. When Louis CK goes on national television and talks about child abuse and racism, we can't get enough. Maybe comedy is the mind's self defense against despair, the shield which keeps us from breaking down.

We need something to keep us from being overwhelmed by the giant, looming, dark things which would otherwise terrify us to death.

(that last sentence there? That's what she said.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing jiujitsu, karaoking with my coworkers, and then devouring an order of fried chicken.
You should message me if
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you live every week like it's shark week.
you believe that Berenstein Bears does not have an 'A' in it.

Also, if you know how to get some decent fried zucchini in the Bay area.