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herbaderp

29 Daly City, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly), French (Poorly), LISP (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If I was on the radio, I'd call myself DJ Clumsy Awful Farmer, cuz I'd be dropping some sick beets.

If you laughed at that joke we will probably get along ok.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently moved from LA to the Bay area, and I work at a startup as an software engineer. In my spare time, I do Brazilian jiujitsu and sob quietly into my pillow.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being a terrible, worthless human being.

self-deprecation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The haunted, vacant look in my eyes as I ponder the choices in my life and question the decisions I've made that have led me to this point.

My sweet, sweet guns.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors (because there are too many books): Isaac Asimov is my all-time favorite author. Others who I am very fond of include but are not limited to: Robert Jordan, Brandon Sanderson, Harry Turtledove, Tolkien (who needs no first name), Jim Butcher, Terry Pratchett and George R. R. Martin. Just realized as I was typing this out that there's no female authors on this list. Wonder what that says about me.

The one book I will mention is Dataclysm, by Christian Rudder, AKA the guy who takes all this stuff from this very website and turns it into very interesting observations about society, technology, and human nature.

Movies: I forget about movies I've watched unless they come up in conversation most of the time. I guess the last movie I watched was the Imitation Game, which Benedict Cumberbatch deserves an Oscar nomination for if anyone from the Academy happens to be reading this.

Music: Right now I'm listening to a bunch of insanely depressing Chinese music.

Food: Yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Denial.
Anger.
Bargaining.
Depression.
Acceptance.
Sriracha.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The difference between men and women, which despite thousands of years of philosophy, psychology, and stand-up comedy, is still one of the great questions of humanity. I think this is one of those topics where you could ask 30 people the same question and get 30 different answers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't even know anymore.
You should message me if
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you like (and can supply) interesting conversation.