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herbaderp

29 Daly City, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–80
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 8:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly), French (Poorly), LISP (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a six-foot-two, dog-owning white British man with slightly scruffy facial hair who has his shit together and likes having a nice night in watching Netflix as much as having an exciting night out. Probably.

Life is too short to have excessively strong opinions about the Oxford comma. There, I said it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently moved from LA to the Bay area, and I work at a startup as an software engineer. I refuse to be ashamed of either of those two facts, you snobby bay area natives.

My job is stressful, frustrating, and sometimes insane, but it's also by far the best job I've ever had in my life. I feel like 90% of my free time is spent doing laundry. That might be because the other 10% of my free time is Brazilian jiujitsu.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
actually reading people's profiles. If I've messaged you, I've read your profile in its entirety. Apparently this is a hard thing tfor guys to do?

the Gangnam style dance. I learned it for Halloween two years ago and have never forgotten it.

Playing with dogs. This might not sound like a skill, but trust me, I'm really good at it.

Memorizing stuff and reading really fast. I coasted through most of school on that combination of academic abilities.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Really depends on the context in which I'm being noticed. My coworkers would tell you it's my work ethic and intelligence. My friends would say my love of incredibly bad jokes and my quirky view of reality. And people from the gym would probably say my sweet guns.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite books: Foundation trilogy.
Favorite movie: Kung Fu Hustle
Favorite TV show: Arrested Development
Favorite music: Chinese pop
Favorite food: Soupy Noodles of any variety.

Other favorites:

Favorite semi-obscure 20th century American politician: Huey Long
Favorite portmanteau: Turducken
Favorite conspiracy theory: Alien lizard people secretly run the UN!
Favorite Chinese character: 串 (kebab)
Favorite old-timey hobo slang: Dagnabbit
Favorite Internet time-sink: Cracked.com
Favorite fictional dictator: Lord Vetinari of Ankh-Morpork
Favorite supermarket activity: Making faces at little children while their parents are looking away.
Favorite Ok Go music video: The one with the Rube Goldberg machine.
Favorite springtime meadow activity: frolicking
Favorite Nazi war criminal: none.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could totally do without all of these things, but they're things I like a lot.

Brazilian jiujitsu.
Fried zucchini and burgers.
Whiteboards.
Decent weather.
Internet access.
Loveline.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where the hell are all of you people finding these tiger cubs in your pictures?

when did everyone start rock climbing?

if everyone's favorite TV show is Arrested Development, how did it only last for 3 seasons?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
training jiujitsu and then eating a burger while watching Netflix. I lead a wild and crazy life.
You should message me if
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you live every week like it's shark week.
you don't lean too far in either direction of the hipster-basic continuum.
you think I'm as interesting as you are.