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herbalmilk

25 F Pensacola, FL

My Details

Last Online
May 8
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hi. You found my profile. Awesome !
Before you go any further, let me be clear: I am not here to date. I know, I know. Sounds weird, but I'm looking for bonafide pen pals. Like exchange addresses, write to each other, pen pals. If that's something you'd like to be a part of, scroll them wandering eyeballs downward so I can tell you about myself.

Life is worth living. Therefore, I'm living it ! (:

I am a 24 year old university graduate, with a bachelors degree in Studio Art. Not surprisingly, my hobbies include the following: reading, writing, pondering life, drawing various subjects, cooking, and admiring Anthony Bordain. I also enjoy collecting pen pals. So far I have three serious correspondents - two in Japan, one in Australia.

Did I mention I'm a color/grapheme synesthete ? I sing to myself often, I love yoga, kayaking, long (or short) walks on the beach (pina coladas and getting caught in the rain are a plus), cats (I love every kind of cat), and I am incredibly quirky.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently, holding down the goddamned fort.

Seriously, I am just working on beefing up my portfolio and securing a 9-5 while I practice my "hi, I'm good at art" sales pitch to whoever will listen.

Speaking of which, got a sec ? Lemme tell you about this stuff I draw, its pretty great...
I’m really good at
Wanna see some stuff I can draw ? :D

http://mstroud.carbonmade.com

I take pictures of stuff too, but I'm not as good at that.

http://thetuneof84.blogspot.com

And so my profile isn't just about art, I have discovered I have a penchant for charming straight women.

Yes, I am indeed the perfect wingman; I come complete with stock French phrases, and a willingness to spin game anywhere, anytime...

Ladies ? (;
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been physically described as "good at art, kind of short."
Also, boobs.
Undercut too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
--FAVE PUBLICATIONS--
Hi Fructose Magazine
Bon Appetite
Food Network Magazine
Blue Canvas
America's Test Kitchen (Cook's Illustrated)

--FAVE MOVIES--
My First Mister
Kamikaze Girls
The Room

--FAVE MUSIC--
Zero7
Cake
Pantyraid
Nero
John Legend
Alex Clare
Flux Pavilion
Kimbra
Purity Ring
Noisettes
Kindness

--FAVE FOOD--
Most things-just not seafood.
I know, I've lived on the coast all my life.
I still can't eat it.

Korean wins as my all time favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Art.
Art.
Food.
Art.
Friends/family.
Art.

(Look at this shit, I'm practically a seal.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Other freaking people.
Mortality.
Nakedness.
Social constructs.
"Oh god, what am I gonna do with a humanities degree..."
Music.
"I could own a farm one day..."
On a typical Friday night I am
Chillin' with my homies.
Or painting.
Sometimes, its the same thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I just finished reading the book Lolita.
Felt dirty reading it, but it was ok.

I seem to lack gaydar. I'm pretty sure that comes from being pansexual...or maybe it has more to do with the way I sincerely believe I have a chance with everyone until I'm outright rejected. Eitherway.

Also, I have an undercut because I missed a Skrillex concert (at Buku Fest). Friends went with out me, but I wanted to have fun too.
Best haircut I've ever had, really.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
...you understand that I'm in this for pen pals and other platonic friendships.
...you like to long board (horrible at it myself, but it's fun).
...you enjoy art.
...you have long, dark, curly hair (can I touch it ? please ?).
...you like your ladies short, stout, and feisty.
...you like pen pals.
...you are looking to meet new people.
...you enjoy having a beer on a Tuesday night.
...you find yourself asking what you're gonna do with your humanities degree. (Especially this one.)