Enneagram test score: 5w4 - The Observer

Not A Very Nice Person At All.
Don't mind whatever I said, It's just my own selfish self talking.

Well, I have always been solitary and I got used to this a lot. I always try to have positive attitude towards people though most people find it hard to believe me, no matter my protestations. I can be optimistic and cheerful. I just can. I just choose not to, some of the time. But don’t ask me to be nice. Nice has nothing to do with me. my speech is usually plain, blunt and sarcastic, but don't be afraid. I am not violent. I am not malicious. I am me.
I don't care what other people think of me. I like my eccentricity and I accept life as it is which means I don't bother getting into anything controversial or complicated. I just do my thing.

One more thing: I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. It's my most charming trait;)

"Elves are wonderful.They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamor.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The things about words is that meaning can twit just like the snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning. No one ever said elves are nice.Elves are bad."
-Terry Pratchett quote.

I'm on the second year of English philology and I'm satisfied with my studies.

1. Annoying other people,
2. being down-to-earth ( not always, but in important situations;))
3. doing what I like,
4. my hobbies: especially drawing and sketching
5. Fantasizing (because it's the simple things in life I treasure:))
6. reminiscing ( good, old times...)
7. tempting fate.
8.making "puppy eyes" ( but anyone can do it)
9.improvising (plan B is always the better one)
10.making proper documentation ( so others can read and examine my work,as you can see)
11.avoiding answering (comprehension would blow your mind)
12. Eating breakfast ( because even I need a pick-me-up in the morning)

people usually say...

1. "RUN!" (she has an idea!)
2. "what a strange girl"
3. "stop being so sarcastic!"
4. "you're hopelessly... insane"
5."Would it hurt you to show a little enthusiasm? "
6. one word...Freak.

to cut a long story short , here's just a couple of facts about me:

authors : Fantasy - J.R.R Tolkien,T. Pratchett, N.Gaiman, A.Sapkowski, J.Dukaj
others favourite authors : S.King, A.Dumas, K.Kesey, A.Nothomb....

books:James Clavell "King Rat", S. King - "the Dark Tower", M. Bulgakov- "The Master and Margarita", T.Pratchett - "Guards, Guards!", M.Zusak " The book thief", N.Gaiman - "Neverwhere", "Coraline", "American Gods", J. Dukaj - "In the Land of the Unbelievers" and "Ice". And many, many more...

Films; Tim Burton's films ( especially Corpse Bride, Big fish, Nightmare before christmas, etc),Coraline, The Lord of the Rings, Pan's Labirynth, The Dark knight, Leon, French kiss, Anger Management...blah,blah,blah...and so on.

TV series: Dexter, House M.D., terry Pratchett's colour of magic.

music: I'm crazy about soundtracks ( my favourites: The Dark Knight, Coraline, Tim Burton's Corpse Bride etc. ), Jose Gonzales,coheed & Cambria,Massive attack, Distemper, music by Danny Elfman and Hans zimmer, bjork , placebo,queen , Creed, Gorillaz, L. Pavarotti, Vanessa Mae.

comics: "Sandman" by Neil Gaiman, "Asterix and Obelix" by Goscinny and Uderzo, "Arkham Asylum" by Grant Morisson and Dave Mckean , web-comics - "elf only Inn", "Looking for group".

pc games: Thief, American Mcgee's Alice, Silent Hill

food: sorry, I'm a very little-eater, but if I had to choose my favorite dish it would be ...pancakes:).

Finished. At last, we can retire and give up this life of crime.

1. Terry Pratchett' books.
2. Tea, Tea, Tea & coffee
3. apples and oranges.
4. my reason.
5. mp3 player.
6. my glasses.

1. This world is just a nightmare I'm having!
2."There's no earthly way of knowing / which direction we are going" / W. Wonka./
3. You know, that might be the answer - to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That's a trick that never seems to fail.

Not even God knows what I'm doing.I'm just making this up as I go...

I no longer become frightened at home--I've covered the mirrors;)

Normal humans don't interest me. If anyone here is an alien, a time traveler, or risktaker then come find me! That is all.
by the way I like your smile. Can I touch it?