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hereisnick

33 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:38am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hi. I'm Nick. Possibly that was guessable from the profile name.

This is my website: www.thisisnickswebsite.com. That, too, may have been guessable from the name.

I did a Hulu show recently. Watch it. Though, I'm not quite this open to commitment: http://www.hulu.com/watch/515118

My staff robot profile and it informs me that I am apparently impossibly arrogant. In my defense a) the robot obviously has no idea what he is talking about... possibly he is a peasant. B) Did I mention that I have a website named for myself?

Touche, staff robot, touche.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing things; making funny voices for car commercials; learning long words.

I just took a semester away from a fiction program at Columbia to shoot a TV show out in LA. It's called QuickDraw. I play a deputy. You can watch it here: http://www.hulu.com/quick-draw. The second season comes out on August 7th. I took a second semester away to shoot the second season. I am officially a dropout now.

Also: Working on a novel, a screenplay, and a couple plays... and some short stories.

Also also: stalling completely on all of the above by writing a blog about the little nothings I am doing each day... except, not really each day. More like a couple days every few months... which have become every six months because it turns out that I am trying to finish this goddam novel, which is ruining me. It's here: http://www.thisisnickswebsite.com/www.thisisnickswebsite.com/NickBlog/NickBlog.html
I’m really good at
Terse profile answers.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I just said something heinously offensive, though probably well intentioned.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors
Aleksander Hemon, Amy Hempel, Jonathan Franzen, Kurt Vonnegut, Norman Rush, Hemmingway, Nabokov, Faulkner, Tolstoy. I also really love Ian Frazier and David McCullough.

Books
'Gilead,' by Marilynne Robinson. Read Jonathan Haidt's 'The Righteous Mind' and adored it. Also enjoying snippets of the 'The Onion Book of Known Knowledge.' And The Far Side Galleries.

Other recent stuff I really liked: Middlesex, Kavalier and Clay, Devil in the White City, Nowhere Man, The Brooklyn Bridge, and Netherland.

Also, there's no space for magazines in this prompt, but let's be honest: the New Yorker is pretty much the cat's pajamas, reading wise.

Music
Tom Waits, Counting Crows, Big Smith, Kacey Musgraves, Elvis, Beatles, Phillip Glass, Daftpunk, karaoke, anything live.

Movies
Top 3: Shakespeare in Love, In Bruges, That Thing You Do

Other stuff...
shows, music, and food are also cool.
The six things I could never do without
My desktop
My laptop
My iPad
My iPhone
My iPod
A healthy sense of technological moderation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What persuades people. Whether there is any way to slow or halt global warming. Stuff that's similar to this stuff: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nicholas-brown/

But now I'm older. So it's probably somewhat different.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting masked up on the way to the orgy... Alright, fine: Beer alone in a dive bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This question seems definitionally problematic. Private is kind of a binary state. If it's 'private' then I wouldn't be willing to admit it. On the theory that they are going for 'dirty' though: I have a pretty much impossible sex drive... But that may not be so much 'private/dirty' as merely 'male.'
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Let's be honest, you probably won't... That's not a challenge, just, you know, statistically, it's somewhat unlikely. Women don't message men as much.

Still, here's my dream date: genuinely funny, freakishly brilliant, interested in everything, model-hot, and sexually hyperactive. I've fallen in love three times. One of those could have worked, but I kind of fucked it up. If I find you interesting and attractive and funny, we're good. Especially if you find me those things too. Otherwise, we might be friends. Or casual lovers. Or nemesis. Or just people who once had beer together.

But, most importantly, someone who is a full person. If you don't care about politics, we're probably not meant for each other. Same with literature. Same with economics and movies and dance... Though if you're both attractive and fun, we can skip the whole 'life together' thing and just maybe date for a while.

Also: if you grew up as a third-culture kid. Or if you are from Westchester county we'll probably get along. I don't know why (I've never lived in Westchester), but that seems to be my demo.

Or Laila Garrety. Somehow my crush on her got stronger in the second season when she became even more unbearable.