Hi. I'm Jonathan.

I'm a thinker. I choose my words carefully. My attempts at humor are pretty good, but I'm also really cheesy.

Allergic to cats! Awww there goes the back button.

I like that boom boom pow. Somewhere over the rainbow. Stand by me. 'cause 2 out of 3 aint bad. I want it that way. What is love? You're breaking my heart. Can't start a fire without a spark.

Demanding to see life's manager.

I'm a massage therapist.

Growing beards via sheer force of will.

Being logical.

I have big hands. O.o

This is also a stupid fucking section.

Yes please.

Books: Anything by: Stephen King, Chuck Palahniuk, Piers Anthony, Orson Scott Card, Glen Duncan, Frank Miller, and many more! I read a lot of fantasy and fiction.

Movies: Amelie, Big Trouble in Little China, The Truman Show, Sin City, The Graduate, Once Upon a Time in the West, Source Code, Fight Club, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Cabin in the Woods, Magnolia, Oldboy, The Goonies, The Monster Squad, The Shawshank Redemption. This list could go on, and on and on.

Dexter, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, The Office. Anything Adult Swim. How I Met Your Mother. Game of Thrones!!!(man grunt)

Scrubs and Party Down are a titillating tie for me though. It's guy love!

no one reads this section anyways.

My flux capacitor. 88 miles per hour!
Socks.
Pepper. I smother that shit on everything.
Space.

Close enough.

Science! It's going so fast I can't keep up.

When I used to watch Doug, I would always wonder if they were saying chicken pot pie at the end of the theme song. Am I the only one? Bueller?

Probably watching Who's Line Is It Anyway? bits.

I've been held at gunpoint. Streaked on camera. Broken a lot of hearts.

Your profiles are all terrible.

You want me in the worst way. And that's standing up on a hammock.

Because life sucks without company.

I also have cookies. And beer.