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heresygauze18

21 / F / straight / Single

Tonawanda, New York

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 0" (1.52m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
Long-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Dislikes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am funny, smart, and insane.

My Self-Summary

Let me preface this by explaining a bit about this profile entry... I'm not a bitch; nor am I mean or nasty or particularly bitter and evil. I'm very specific now because I am simply tired of dealing with guys who aren't right for me. Moreover, this profile is not meant to scare away anyone, so please read through.

First off, yes I play FFXI. I've recently taken a small hiatus from it because of school being so incredibly overpowering with idiots entering my life. However, I will be back as soon as I can.

I go to UB for art right now but will probably change majors because the art teachers UB hires are either naturalized citizens who blame their mistakes on others or canadian.

I do dislike canadians, and here is a brief summary why: i went to school in canada for about three months and ended up having a panic attack the second week through third month in. It was one of the most horrible experiences of my life. Another reason is because an ex of mine is from there and the second time we dated things ended so badly it still makes me angry to think about it. Yes, I am over him and if you can't comprehend that I can talk about an ex without feeling love or sexual desire for him anymore then you shouldn't be alive in the first place. Neither of these experiences do I want to relive by telling them over and over again to a bunch of people who will only stay and chat with me for one conversation and never to be heard from again.

I do not have time in my life for girl drama, so I do not tolerate other girls in the picture. I do not like feet. I do not like people who chew loudly. I do not like people who simply "put up" with me because I'm their "girlfriend" or because I give them sex. To me, there really is no bad side of me and before you think that makes me seem really self centered it's just because I like myself. I like who I am and I am comfortable with it. I don't simply "take the good with the bad" with me, I am me.

I don't need to worry about other girls, like i said before. I also do not need to worry about if you're going to leave me or if you're "okay" with what we're doing (whatever situation we're in... I hate asking.. if you have a problem, then speak up).

I can't stand guys who are afraid of me. I'm a 5' tall girl who looks like a 14 year old the worst I can do is yell a whole lot. Yeah, because I'm Sicilian, when I start conversing with people my voice tends to get louder and louder to speak above the other person/s. If you can't understand what that's like or think you'd be "ok" with that then don't bother sending me a message.

I can be serious and playful at the same time. I'm a real oddball when it comes to my personality.. you really never know what you're going to get. I'd like someone who just accepts me and loves me for who I am and who is not 300 pounds (I can't help what I'm not attracted to, sorry).

I also do not date people who do drugs (yes this includes marijuana), party regularly unless it is a fun small group of friends type of partying, any hard core christians, or anyone who does not listen to me.

And there's the other red flag. I am not a christian and I am prone to rants about the subject. They usually come up when I hear or see something incredibly idiotic that supports christianity. I am a good moral person with a fun playful side that is not at all demonic or satanic (that would be adhering to at least one part of the christian rule).

Politically I call myself conservative liberal, and yes I know that doesn't actually exist and that's exactly why I call myself that. I listen to Rush Limbaugh in the morning on my way to school and occasionally agree with Glenn Beck until he completely flies off the deep end, and then I turn back to HLN or MSNBC until one of their newscasters annoys me. No, I do not like Sean Hannity. No, I do not like socialism.

I am a PC, not a MAC. I just recently beat the pants off of a Vundo-infected computer and am still cheering from it.

Please do not ask me what other games I play.
Please do not ask me about why I hate something.

I think that's it for now. I'm exhausted. If you want to IM me my AIM is pumpkineyesloli.

If you harass me I will report you. Ni ni ~

What I’m doing with my life

I'm currently going to UB for art and working part time at a fabric store.

I’m really good at

computers, family guy trivia, sewing

The first things people usually notice about me

i'm short, the way i dress (usually black, but mostly because i'm afraid of colors o.0)

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

books - american psycho, Out, The World of Jeeves...

movies - The Jerk, Bolt, Anchor's Aweigh wow i didn't finish this stuff.. i've recently been trolling TCM for some good classic movies. I've enjoyed The Children's Hour and Some Came Running, looking forward to more :)... anything by Mel Brooks really... the list is kinda long o.0

TV - Family Guy , Law and Order SVU/CI, lots of J-Drama, Imagination Movers, lots more .. the list is really long here too haha o.o

food - pizza, cheeseburgers, french fries

music - jrock - dir en grey, miyavi, malice mizer, LM.C
- classic rock, anything that doesn't have "panic" or "katy perry" associated with it.

The six things I could never do without

my pillow, kitty, my thoughts, ffxi, dir en grey, and..fabric

I spend a lot of time thinking about

final fantasy xi mostly.. i also like to think about what my dreams might mean.

On a typical Friday night I am

at home meriting or campaigning... sometimes out seeing my dad's band play somewhere.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

i've force-D/C a few times in awful parties.

You should message me if

you play ffxi, do not hate ffxi, do not play wow (or stopped because you realized it's inferiority to everything else in existence besides 14 year old "leet" morons), enjoy a girl who thinks for herself and doesn't need other girls to be happy, are not 400 pounds, are patient and just need one girl.

also, if you're not going to go on a few dates with me then completely CRUSH my fucking feelings because you can't possibly for two seconds think about how i feel even though i was crying ALL DAY over you. i fucking hate this site and i hate everyone on it.

no body talk to me. EVER.