++Also, I'm pretty shy so if I looked at your profile and didn't message you it may be because I chickened out, so feel free to message me instead.++
Poly, nonbinary, genderqueer, DMAB who is most comfortable presenting femme with Spivak pronouns (e, em, eir, eirs, emself) but spends a lot of time using a masculine appearance and pronouns for safety and job security. It's pretty complicated. I have (shitty) tits, a dick, and a thing for swishy, purple skirts. The main purpose of this profile is for me to find friends and pen-pals, since my partner, VintageMaenad, and I are pretty closed, but if the three of us developed a friendship and you were poly too and we really "clicked" we would be glad to... uh... shit... this is getting creepy. You get what I mean, I'm sure. Sooooo, let's talk about me some more. In fucking bullet points. Classy.
-Casually furry, not so casually communist. Yes, I'm a damned commie and a fucking furry. Oh, shit, there go your morals...
-I'm religious. I swear that does not contradict the previous fun-fact. What religion? Well, basically I'm Germanic Pagan or heathen but I prefer "Forn Siðr." That is Old Norse for "Old Custom." Basically it's a reconstruction of pre-christian Germanic religion using archaeological evidence, historical writings, and modern Germanic folk custom. It's pretty awesome.
-Myers Briggs: Ghost type (strong against Psychic, weak against Dark) -actually INTP-
-Born and raised in Tampa. I grew up in an area that was once orange groves, farms, fields, and swamp. Now it's all gated communities. I'm extremely bitter about this.
-Spent the summers of my youth on an island up in Rainy Lake on the Canadian side of the border fishing for my food, exploring the wilderness, and listening to my grandfather drunkenly slur obscenities whenever I won at cards.
-I like Warhammer, 40k, Old World of Darkness, WoW, EVE, Magic: the Gathering, complicated boardgames, and basically all that sort of good stuff.
-I enjoy film in general and have a soft spot for "b movies." If you have warm memories of Unique Video then we should get on well.
-Amateur nature photographer.
-Baron of Sealand. No, really.
-I enjoy studying the occult. A large amount of my youth was spent on necromancy in particular (y'know, for fun and profit *wink*).
-Oh yeah, I'm also pretty casually sarcastic.
-I really believe in the whole political correctness thing and consider myself pro-feminist, so I'm not going to put up with your bullshit. Got it?
-I kind of sort of automatically assume you're probably a bad person if you have a tendency to visit other countries uninvited or go as part of some "mission trip" or other false help, imperialist bullshit.
-420 friendly, but I can't stand cigarettes. It's nothing criticizing you, but just the site of them has nauseated me since childhood.
-I enjoy good beer and mead, but try to stop short of being a drunken idiot.
-I don't really like to do skype calls, I have a phobia of talking on the phone. Don't ask why, I don't know.
-I have pretty bad ADHD and a shitty memory so it's almost a guarantee that if we are both interested in the same thing you will probably know more than me since I can't focus nearly well enough to learn everything about a subject and the crap I do learn slips through my brain like a sieve.
-On a related note I've been in college on and off since I was 19 and still am nowhere close to a degree since I tend to get bored and distracted and stop going halfway through the semester.
-As an important disclaimer, I do have borderline personality disorder. This makes my emotions painfully strong and causes me to be a bit narcissistic at times among other things which can make me a little intense to be around long-term. I'm working on learning various coping skills and shit, but I completely understand somebody not wanting to deal with this.
If you like all of this crap, hit me up, yo! (If I seem to be taking a long time to respond to messages or don't sign on any messenger programs for a while it is not because I don't like you, my anxiety probably just got the better of me and I'm having a hard time being social.)