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29 Tampa, FL Non-binary, Transfeminine, Trans Woman

Non-binary, Transfeminine, Trans Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–39
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:39pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Other, and very serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Has kids, and might want more
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hey, I'm Zoe, a DMAB nonbinary transwoman. E/em/eir/eirs/emself or she/her/hers/herself please. Cis dudes need not apply, thanks. If I looked at your profile there is a chance I thought you were cool but my anxiety got the better of me. Feel free to shoot me a message.

-Poly. Live with longterm friend and partner who is an AFAB twospirit individual of Ojibwe descent.
-Platoniromantic: a type of aromantic where platonic and romantic love are functionally the same.
-Mentally ill. Check out the "private thing" section for details
-Extreme anarcho-communist.
-Religiously I consider myself Heathen. As in primarily following the gods and cosmology of the prechristian Germanic world. For those that care I'm not a hard recon and see the gods and religion as living things that change and evolve with their followers.

Now that I've driven some of you off let's do my interests.
-Games. Board games, card games, video games, pen and paper rpgs. I'll try anything once, really. Fan of Classic World of Darkness, played M:tG since '95. Big fan of Dragon Age and Mass Effect. Not really a Call of Duty sort. I will be jealous of your awesome Pokemon team, though. Favorite type is Ghost.
-Comic books are neat. Especially Marvel.
-Like movies. Watching at home is great. Details in the appropriate section.
-Enjoy wilderness shit. Grew up in undeveloped swamp and farmland that slowly became gated communities. Very bitter about this. Also used to go to an island in the Canadian wilderness every summer growing up. Fished, hiked, kicked my grandfather's ass at cards. The usual.
-Bit of an occultist. Study necromancy as a hobby. My arm tats have to do with that. Now you don't have to ask.
-Also, a little bit of a furry. I have a fursona and everything. Yeah yeah, go ahead and run...
-Have a cat and a dog. Love rats. Would like to have a couple eventually.
-Have kids. They don't live with me. I am active in their lives. I won't bother you with them if you don't want me to.

Alright, finally here are some things that will make me not like you:
-I've got a big social justice boner and consider myself a feminist so you start using slurs of any kind I'm going to start shit.
-If you claim to be "sapiosexual." That's just a fancy word for ableist. Eat shit.
-I don't care for people that go to other countries uninvited. Especially if it was for a mission trip, peace corps, military service or any other false help, imperialist garbage.
-I hate soldiers and cops. There is no such thing as a good pig. Fight me.
-Sociopath is not synonymous with evil. Don't talk like it is.
-Truscum can eat my ass. There is no wrong way to be trans.

Well, that was fun. Let's see if any of you are willing to message me now.
What I’m doing with my life
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I make and deliver pizzas. I really enjoy it. Other than that I'm lazily drifting toward my goal of becoming a mortician. My ADHD and stuff really kick my ass as far as education goes, sadly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drinkan, fightan, fuckan. Not necessarily in that order.
For real, though, I like studying germanic history, painting warhammer minis, and fiddling with tech shit, so maybe those things. Although I know there are many people who are far better at that shit than me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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What I got can't be bought? Yeah, they notice that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Really enjoyed Harry Potter, Discworld is great, Hunger Games as well. 1984 is a constant favorite. As is The Kid Stays in the Picture. I also like reading scholarly texts when I can focus.

Movies: Hunger Games again. I've watched Mallrats and Holy Grail more times than I can count. I love all the old Disney classics and sobbed uncontrollably while watching the Lion King anniversary screening in theaters. Really enjoy all those Marvel Comics movies. B movies are awesome. So are obscure artsy films. Love love LOVE Jubilee. I wish i had someone to watch cheesecake horror with.

Shows: Don't really like tv all that much. I've made my way through most of Breaking Bad. Loved the first season of Orange is the New Black. Enjoy the Walking Dead (walking dad jokes are hilarious.) Have a soft spot for MASH. LOVE Adventure Time. Bob's Burgers is fun. I have a close spiritual connection to Hank Hill. I listen to Welcome to Night Vale and am in the POCecil camp. I also like a few TGWTG contributors like Kyle, Phelous, Brad and a few others.

Music: Very open and constantly rotating. Current central playlist: Death Grips, Igorrr, Silversun Pickups, and about 6 pandora stations based off of multiple genres and artists.

Food: I love all the food. Seriously, I'll eat most anything. Spaghetti has always been my ultimate fav, though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nook, laptop with an internet connection, good food, good drink, a close friend or two, a place to sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Religion, rpgs, communism, I really need to start getting more sleep. A million and one other things as well. Message me and find out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?

For real, idunno... it depends. Maybe I'm working. If I'm not doing that I'm probably just futzing around (I like to futz) or hanging out with muh queer friends having a gay-ass time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Anxiety, OCD, depression, Borderline Personality Disorder, ADHD and psychosis. These are my special little friends that I live with every day of my life.
You should message me if
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You is bored and like talk me.