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27 M Manchester, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:55pm
5′ 10″ (1.79m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Very often
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
HELLO. I'm a native of North Manchester, but not the sort that's into football or being professionally unemployed. HOW ARE YOU?

Seeing "defiantly" used in place of "definitely", whether the result of autocorrect or not, REALLY boils my piss.
What I’m doing with my life
Working and drinking. I'd like to do other stuff too; JOIN ME
I’m really good at
Remembering things. I have the sort of memory which impresses and frightens people in equal measure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Weird fiction (the subgenre). Pessimistic philosophy when I'm in a grump phase.

FILMS, not "movies": Former trash enthusiast; I don't really have the time any more.

Shows: Vic and Bob, Armando Iannucci, Chris Morris, The League of Gentlemen, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Music: Riffs, synths, catchiness, and miserable are my key criteria. Any mix of the four will do.

Food: I'm kind of a dick when it comes to food - I'm not very adventurous. Perhaps I could be converted. Serious beer geek though.

Games: HAHA I ADDED A CATEGORY. I'm a PC gamer when time allows. Eternal loves are Burnout 3: Takedown, Ninja Gaiden, the Stalker games, Dark Souls, the Deus Ex games, Fallout 3/New Vegas, Hotline Miami, and Spelunky.
The six things I could never do without
Voluntary solitude and a load of dreadful materialistic things like the internet and beer and Spotify Premium
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I'm actually capable of saving money. Then crying at my bank statements. If I should leave the country.

I can be found shouting into the void @awfulperson
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually staying in. I prefer going out on weeknights as they're quieter. I consider "sitting down" and "being able to speak and be heard" to both be beneficial in social situations.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't grow a beard for shit. OK, I SAID IT.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're passionate about something. There's nothing I love more than hearing someone enthuse about what they love.

If you get the reference in my username. If not,

Most of all, message me if you're the sort of person who'd like to visit Pripyat.