When I was a kid of about 3 or 4, Morrissey - Everyday Is Like Sunday was my favourite song. It's probably no surprise I turned out how I have.
Seeing "defiantly" used in place of "definitely", whether the result of autocorrect or not, REALLY boils my piss.
My current beard level is Tim Key, but darker. Still ginger enough for a homeless guy to go "HEEEYYY! GINGER NINJA!" at me, but it was OK as he had a ginger beard too.