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hermanthetosser

27 M Manchester, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.79m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
SHUT UP GRAMMATIC OIL

When I was a kid of about 3 or 4, Morrissey - Everyday Is Like Sunday was my favourite song. It's probably no surprise I turned out how I have.

Seeing "defiantly" used in place of "definitely", whether the result of autocorrect or not, REALLY boils my piss.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
DARK SOULS 2

Working and drinking. I'd like to do other stuff too; JOIN ME

Also in the process of starting a band. You'll most likely hate it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering things. I have the sort of memory which impresses and frightens people in equal measure.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Fat. Glasses. Dishevelled. Pretty naff facial hair which I'm unrepentant about. Dishevelled again, just to hammer it home.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Weird fiction (the subgenre). Pessimistic philosophy when I'm in a grump phase.

FILMS, not "movies": Former trash enthusiast; I don't really have the time any more.

Shows: Vic and Bob, Armando Iannucci, Chris Morris, The League of Gentlemen, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Music: Riffs, synths, catchiness, and miserable are my key criteria. Any mix of the four will do. Examples? Urfaust, Roxy Music.

Food: I'm kind of a dick when it comes to food - I'm not very adventurous. Perhaps I could be converted. Serious beer geek though.

Games: HAHA I ADDED A CATEGORY. I'm a PC gamer when time allows. Eternal loves are Burnout 3: Takedown, Ninja Gaiden, the Stalker games, Dark Souls, the Deus Ex games, Fallout 3/New Vegas, Hotline Miami, and Spelunky.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Voluntary solitude and a load of dreadful materialistic things like the internet and beer and Spotify Premium
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I'm actually capable of saving money. Then crying at my bank statements. Starting a tiny brewery.

I can be found shouting into the void @awfulperson
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually staying in. I prefer going out on weeknights as they're quieter. I consider "sitting down" and "being able to speak and be heard" to both be beneficial in social situations.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My brain is prone to being a right bastard from time to time. This can lead to me being quiet/distant, so patience may be required.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're passionate about something. There's nothing I love more than hearing someone enthuse about what they love.

If you get the reference in my username. If not, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVNgN_qSDp4

If you're hoping I'd message you. My confidence is cyclical, to put it nicely.

Most of all, message me if you're the sort of person who'd like to visit Pripyat.