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hermanthetosser

27 M Manchester, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.79m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
SHUT UP GRAMMATIC OIL

When I was a kid of about 3 or 4, Morrissey - Everyday Is Like Sunday was my favourite song. It's probably no surprise I turned out how I have.

Seeing "defiantly" used in place of "definitely", whether the result of autocorrect or not, REALLY boils my piss.

My current beard level is Tim Key, but darker. Still ginger enough for a homeless guy to go "HEEEYYY! GINGER NINJA!" at me, but it was OK as he had a ginger beard too.
What I’m doing with my life
DARK SOULS 2

Working and drinking. I'd like to do other stuff too; JOIN ME

Also in the process of starting a band. You'll most likely hate it.
I’m really good at
Remembering things. I have the sort of memory which impresses and frightens people in equal measure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Weird fiction (the subgenre). Pessimistic philosophy when I'm in a grump phase.

FILMS, not "movies": Former trash enthusiast; I don't really have the time any more.

Shows: Vic and Bob, Armando Iannucci, Chris Morris, The League of Gentlemen, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Music: Riffs, synths, catchiness, and miserable are my key criteria. Any mix of the four will do.

Food: I'm kind of a dick when it comes to food - I'm not very adventurous. Perhaps I could be converted. Serious beer geek though.

Games: HAHA I ADDED A CATEGORY. I'm a PC gamer when time allows. Eternal loves are Burnout 3: Takedown, Ninja Gaiden, the Stalker games, Dark Souls, the Deus Ex games, Fallout 3/New Vegas, Hotline Miami, and Spelunky.
The six things I could never do without
Voluntary solitude and a load of dreadful materialistic things like the internet and beer and Spotify Premium
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I'm actually capable of saving money. Then crying at my bank statements. If I should leave the country.

I can be found shouting into the void @awfulperson
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually staying in. I prefer going out on weeknights as they're quieter. I consider "sitting down" and "being able to speak and be heard" to both be beneficial in social situations.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Music festivals are like hell on earth to me. And I've been to TWO
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're passionate about something. There's nothing I love more than hearing someone enthuse about what they love.

If you get the reference in my username. If not, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVNgN_qSDp4

Most of all, message me if you're the sort of person who'd like to visit Pripyat.