Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What's big and small at the same time? A BIG EGG
When I was a kid of about 3 or 4, Morrissey - Everyday Is Like
Sunday was my favourite song. It's probably no surprise I turned
out how I have.
Seeing "defiantly" used in place of "definitely", whether the
result of autocorrect or not, REALLY boils my piss.
Probably shouldn't open my profile with two grumpy statements like
that. MY FRIENDS THINK I'M LOVELY HONESTLY. You know, those friends
that aren't in any of my pictures.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Some mix of working, gaming, reading, beer-hunting, and generally
trying to keep my shit together.
Most of all, resisting the urge to rub my face on the frosted glass
panes in the building I work in
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering things. I have the sort of memory which impresses and
frightens people in equal measure.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Fat. Glasses. A distinct lack of fashion sense. Some attempt at
facial hair. I DON'T KNOW
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Weird fiction/horror, preferably in the form of short
stories. Pessimistic philosophy when I'm in a grump phase (E.M.
Cioran, Schopenhauer, basically folk who made a living out of
FILMS, not "movies": Former trash enthusiast; I don't really have
the time any more.
Shows: Vic and Bob, Armando Iannucci, Chris Morris, The League of
Gentlemen, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Sometimes I like to
go see the stand-up comedy people. Most recently was Bridget
Music: Riffs, synths, catchiness, miserable, weirdness, haunting
vocals - in any combination. Examples? Urfaust, Dystopia, Roxy
Music, King Dude, Menace Ruine, Bronski Beat, Nico. And all that
new 80's-sounding stuff like Carpenter Brut and Perturbator.
Food: I'm kind of a dick when it comes to food - I'm not very
adventurous. Perhaps I could be converted. Serious beer geek
Games: HAHA I ADDED A CATEGORY. I enjoy PC gaming when time allows.
Eternal loves are Burnout 3: Takedown, Ninja Gaiden, the Stalker
games, Dark Souls, the Deus Ex games, Fallout 3/New Vegas, Hotline
Miami, The Binding of Isaac, and Spelunky.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My (terrible) eyesight
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Yeast, seriously. If I'm actually capable of saving money. Then
crying at my bank statements. Starting a tiny brewery.
I can be found shouting into the void @awfulperson
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually staying in. I prefer going out on weeknights as they're
quieter. I consider "sitting down" and "being able to speak and be
heard" to both be beneficial in social situations.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've struggled with my mental health since my mid-teens, and my
depression has been particularly bad lately
AND... I haven't seen Game of Thrones. And I'm in no hurry to watch
You should message me if
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You want to go twos on a Lindemans/Mikkeller Spontanbasil. IT'S
FUCKING EXPENSIVE OK
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