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witticisms-

31 Orlando, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Sign
Aries
Education
University
Job
Hospitality
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I probably work way too much, but it makes me happy when someone enjoys my food, so that's worth it.
I have this uncanny ability to wake up minutes before my alarm goes off so that I can turn it off and sleep an extra hour.
I hardly see my family, but when I do, it's one of the few times I genuinely laugh. I love them to pieces.
Sometimes I wonder if Florida is the right place for me. The weather is nice and most of my friends and contacts are here, so for now, I'm staying. I would totally leave if the opportunity was great though.
I enjoy hanging out with friends just as much as hanging out by myself. Sometimes I need to relax alone, and other times I need to flex my outgoing muscles.
MacGyver is my spirit animal. I'll try to fix anything with as little resources as possible.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sushi in the morning
Sushi in the evening
Sushi at suppertime
When sushi's on a bagel
You can eat sushi anytime

Sushi chef by day, amateur sleeper by night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not dropping my phone
quoting the most obscure movie quotes
mentioning the fact that you changed your hair somehow
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Top 5 Movies that randomly popped up in my head because they're great:
Zombieland
Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind
Shaolin Soccer
Big Trouble in Little China
The Host (the Korean one)

Top 5 Albums I'll always have on my portable music device:
Neutral Milk Hotel - On Avery Island
Mates of State - Team Boo
Little Dragon - (Self-Titled Album)
Nujabes - Modal Soul
Team Teamwork - Vinyl Fantasy 7

Top 5 Foods I'll never eat:
Pickles
Horseradish
Brown rice
Sauerkraut
Mustard
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how cool it would be if I had eight arms like an octopus
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working, or rejoicing the fact that I am not working
You should message me if
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you don't take life too seriously, except when it's serious time
you're a night owl, or just a talking, internet-browsing owl in general
you're trying to make the most out of this life