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witticisms-

30 Orlando, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries
Education
University
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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One time, I swallowed a quarter. I don't think it's passed through me yet. It makes no cents.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm the head sushi chef at a sweet hotel near International Drive. Work can be tough at times, but I love what I do and wouldn't change a thing right now. I'm at a pretty good point in my career right now, but I know I could do so much more.

Outside of work, I enjoy drinking craft beer, watching movies, trying new restaurants, catching up with friends and random nerd-like activities.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
creating awkward moments.
Jumbles.
putting my foot in my mouth (figuratively, not literally).
listening.
setting an alarm, then responding to it a minute before it goes off.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"You don't look 30!"

also

"You smell really nice!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Mostly cookbooks, self-help books and video and/or board game manuals

Movies: I'll watch anything at least once. Some favorites: Fight Club, Looper, Dark Knight, Big Trouble in Little China, Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind, Kung-fu Hustle, The Host, Oldboy, The Wizard, Zombieland, X-Men: Days of Future Past

Music: Random picks from my MP3 player: Mates of State, Regina Spektor, Little Dragon, Young Wonder, The xx, E-603, Architecture in Helsinki, Bad Veins, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, Miles Davis, Bob Marley, Team Teamwork, Nujabes, Ta-Ku, TOKiMONSTA

Food: "Tell me what you eat, and I'll tell you who you are." - Brillat-Savarin
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- my car (it represents my independence)
- water (it's so delicious)
- contacts/glasses (I'm so blind without them)
- knives (I've made my career with them)
- sleep (to recharge my batteries)
- jazz hands (because jazz hands)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what Bill Murray's character said to Scarlett Johansson's character at the end of Lost in Translastion, where I can find delicious food, what I'll do on my day off, whether or not I should wear pants, what would unicorns taste like, what lies ahead in the future for me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nine times out of ten, I'll be working. In that rare 10% that I'm off, I try to maximize my day with friend activities, homebody stuff and overall group socialization.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not a fan of broken glass and street grates.
You should message me if
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you laughed