First of all, I'm not a perv. Herr Sexyhosen is just the name I use for everything. I just think it sounds funny.

As of right now, I'm no longer available. I mean, I'm still technically single; just off the market. I just met the smartest most beautiful girl I've ever met. I love you, Brittaney!

I'm not a very complex person. I'm kinda shy and introverted around strangers, but I get used to people. You also kinda can't shut me up if I like you. ^_^

As you may have seen, I'm bi, but I don't have much interest in dating a guy. I just can't connect with them on an emotional level. :/

I overuse emoticons! >8D

I'm veeeeery independent. Most people consider my political views to be pretty damn radical, but I don't push my beliefs on people; that's not to say i won't bring them up occasionally. I don't exactly have any religious views at all! Also, I take the views I do have seriously, but I would NEVER hurt anyone over them.

I'm also open to opposing view points; anything to expand my world view I would count as a good thing. I think that civil debate is excellent. One thing I'll never do is judge you as a person for your beliefs... unless you're a total bigot. ^_^

I'm very open minded and creative. I try to be creative in everything I do. I'll try most anything once. I may or may not enjoy a certain herb once in awhile... by that i mean a couple times a day. I felt you should be warned. =]

As for the relationship thing, I'm actually monogamous. I definitely do the whole romantic thing. Is good. Sex is awesome, but it's not a must so much as it is a want... though, it's a pretty big want. But really, sex is about as important to me as something like video games. Although I can be dead romantic, I'm not that way -all- the time. I am a person, you know.

Whatever you happen to be doing with your life, unless it involves any kind of violence, I try to be as supportive as I possibly can. I won't get in the way of whatever you happen to be doing, so you can have all the time and space you need. However, if you have no time for me, I have no time for you. =]

As for what I look for in girl (again, I'm not interested dating a guy at the moment), I am kinda picky. Physically, all I ask is that you weigh less than me and are somewhat symmetrical. I also ask that you be intellectually stimulating; I find ditzy chicks boring as hell. Finally, my biggest requirement is commitment. I'm not at all possessive. I'll let you do basically whatever you want with your life; it's not my decision in the first place. It's just that I'm not looking for anything short term or sexually open. I've tried both with horrific results.

The original reason for me joining this site is because I was just fucking around with some friends... I <3 those guys. Now that I'm seeing the potential in this site, I'm starting to take it a bit more seriously.

right now i'm attending marshall university for a degree in secondary education, but that's all coming to an end in a few weeks. i've decided to go to wv state instead for an associates in something. i've only JUST decided to do this, so i'll update this as it develops.

ultimately, i don't give two shits about money. i mean, it's good to have, but i'm not going to put extra effort into shit i don't need. beyond food, shelter, maybe a little entertainment, and providing for what may eventually be a family, i don't really have many material desires. life's too short for that. so, if you're looking for the kinda guy with a high paying job, a big house, and fancy cars. well... sorry.

i'm currently living in huntington west virginia. no, i don't AT ALL fit the stereotypes for the state. i'm going to move either to the boston or seattle areas. i haven't ruled out canada yet either... or україна. :P

Debating things. Not arguing. Anything that involves creativity. I also like languages. I know 4.

haven't you noticed?

Activities:
I love to do anything that involves creativity and a lack of structure. Mindless activity is a fate worse than death to me.

Expanding my world view is my other big thing. I have an insatiable hunger for knowledge. By this, I DO NOT mean schooling. That would involve "mindless activity", as listed above. I am fully capable of learning without coercion.

Interests:
Mind expansion
Laughter
Being Free

Favorite Music:
Whatever hits that musical sweet spot in my brain. More often than not, it's rock and roll, baby. That's not to say i don't appreciate other forms of music.

Favorite TV Shows:
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, M*A*S*H, Venture Bros., Super Jail, The Universe, Nova, Mythbusters, many others.

Favorite Movies:
V For Vendetta, Boondock Saints, The Big Lebowski, Sasha Baron Cohen movies, many others.

Favorite Books:
Instead of books, I think it'll be easier to name authors.

Orson Scott Card, Murray Rothbard, H.P. Lovecraft, Ayn Rand (fiction only), Oscar Fingal Wilde, Ronald Dahl, Timothy Leary, Lysander Spooner, Henry David Thoreau, Homer, Abdul Alhazred (lol), Kurt Vonnegut, George Orwell; and, yet again, many others.

(this was copied and pasted from my facebook)

i don't put high importance on materialism. it's really PEOPLE that i care about rather than things. i can't even stick to certain activities for too long. hell, i smoked cigs for 6 months, and at no point was i "addicted".

economics, politics, philosophy, everything. my head won't shut the fuck up. i'm surprised it doesn't vibrate.

idk. fuck routines.

uh...

you have no romantic or sexual intentions, yet still wanna be friends or something. i've already found someone i love, and you will NOT convince me otherwise. stop trying, dammit.