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hesokiguess

26 Berkeley, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
TL;DR - I'm Mark. I'm great.

'We think too much... and feel too little.'

I wanna do something like this -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY

Grew up in Houston, school in Seattle, now to the Bay

Here's a few labels one might put on me -
- extroverted introvert
- outdoorsman
- sub-par musician (but improving)
- easy-going/relaxed
- thespian
- Texan
- always up to go out
- always down to stay in
- budding chef
- amateur photographer
- sarcastically inclined
- reddit lurker
- genuine

Also, let it be noted that I really wanted to put 5'8" for my height, but I felt I'd be misrepresenting myself on the internet. *gasp*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to create purpose out of nothingness.

Alternatively, letting a combination of Netflix and naps dictate my daily routine.

I'm a stage actor by passion - trying to get a job as an EMT out of need. Teaching myself how to play the guitar and drums - play piano - working on my photography, but who isn't, right? - telling myself I should write something already.

I value hard work and people I can trust - intellect over image - depth over breadth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY-f68J5PPo
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing a hand-stand. Also really good at cooking any type of breakfast food. Also, not too shabby at table-tennis. Or ping pong? I never know which one to call it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My new face tattoo. It's pretty rad - pictures incoming.
Ha! could you imagine?

I'm basically you're young white American male poster boy. On the outside at least. (Deep, I know)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Unless you're really interested, just skip this section - we can talk to each other and find this stuff out, right?

Movies -
Garden State - Blade Runner - Rear Window - Lost In Translation - Princess Bride - The Matrix - Braveheart - Before Sunrise - Like Crazy - Frozen - any Wes Anderson film

Music -
Muse - The Black Keys - Blind Pilot - Daft Punk - Lovedrug - O.A.R. - The Avett Brothers - Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Vampire Weekend - Modest Mouse - Armin van Buuren
Also a big fan of jazz and classical music and EDM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLRTleMY_mc

TV Shows -
30 Rock - Parks and Recreation - Arrested Development - Breaking Bad - Dexter - Firefly - Community - Home Movies - and of course, Gilmore Girls

Books -
Vonnegut - Palahniuk - Whitman - Macbeth, King Lear and the other better Shakespeare plays, .I'll pass on the comedies
Crime and Punishment - A lot of non-fiction like biographies
Also Calvin and Hobbes - life lessons from a kid and his tiger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY

Food -
I'm not picky at all when it comes to food - love it all and love trying something I've never had before. My favorites would have to be the simple comforts like a great steak or a good burger. Clearly not a vegetarian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family - what do I always say is the most important thing?
2. Good friends - old and new
3. Great music - to dance to, but also to relax to
4. Tasty food - no better time to combine all the above than with a good meal
5. Freedom of expression - through acting, playing music, or otherwise
6. I'll be a little materialistic for the last one - my Jeep

Things everyone should/could do without:
Black liquorice
Brussels sprouts
Reality TV
Car horns
Stubbed toes
Mosquitoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What other people are thinking about.
What I'm going to make next.
What I want to learn about next.
Why I don't just sell everything I own and start traveling
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMhF5p_BGTU

Should I have a shirtless photo on here? I know a lot of people say it's a huge turn-off... I'm not sure if I believe them.

Should I get a smartphone? I feel like I'm the last person who doesn't have one - but I don't know if I'm ready to become a zombie just yet.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2225
(edit: recently got one - my life is over)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fighting crime
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think I already admitted it when I put Gilmore Girls as one of my favorite TV shows - reserve judgement until you've watched it is all I'm asking

And a more funny than private thing - I've sent over 400 messages on this site (no joke... God I wish that was a joke)) and met up twice. Twice?! I think I'm doing this wrong.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You must be shorter than me - or taller
- Speaking English is a plus, but not necessary
- Must have at least as many tattoos as I do (I currently have zero)

But let's be real, you're not going to message first.