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36 • Chicago, IL • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 25–42
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Today – 11:10am
- 5′ 7″ (1.71m)
- Body type
- Strictly anything
- Graduated from university
- Art / Music / Writing
- Doesn’t want kids
I'm not the strongest or the richest. Nor am I the most handsome but I burn white-hot, kiss softly, and I will never, ever lie to you.
I have made quite a few friends here so I plan to keep that up. FWWIENNDSSS!!!!
I'm usually the first one to talk to people at parties and like to help the shy ones into the fold without being overbearing.
I am a two-wheeled transport junkie be it by pedaling or motor.
Chances are I will give action to a spontaneous thought before you just to experience something new. It could be face planting my birthday cake, having a tornado room dance-party in the dark, or mixing the most disgusting drink I can think of just to dare people to try it. Latest one, bit a glow-stick in half. There's a great story behind that one!
I'm a strong advocate of choice in life and love. That being said, I am a strong supporter of the LGBTQ/kink/poly/sex-positive communities and have learned a great deal about what it means to be the best human I can be from this support. I have every intension of exploiting the privilege I was born with to further their cause in whatever way I can.
I'm pretty sure I will be the most sincere person you will ever meet in your life.
I have recently developed a whole new appreciation for my entire family. I know so many people who struggle with connecting to their families that it makes me that much more grateful that my family accepts my wackiness unconditionally.
(I highly encourage everyone to put forth more effort in this section beyond the generic, cliché "Living it!" Take advantage of this section. This is a really good opportunity to sell one's self to others)
Quickly recognizing patters, finding openings and opportunities in those patterns, then exploiting the shit out of them to get ahead in life.
Eating incredible amounts of food in one sitting.
Street Fighter- One night I pwned all of Arcade Emporium with a broken right wrist. This falls in line with the recognition and exploitation of normal patterns of human behavior.
Platform- Michel Houellebecq
Comics/Graphic Novels-From Hell, Scott Pilgrim, Walking Dead, Hack/Slash etc.
b). Eternal Sunshine, Fight Club, Black Snake Moan, Back to the Future etc. Horror across the board. Most of David Lynch's films. Zombie movies woo me and scare the crap out of me at the same time. ESPECIALLY Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Land of the Dead, and DEAD SET(i love watching that one with other zombie fans!!!)
c). Currently We Are Wolves.Black Moth Super Rainbow, Tobacco. 80's Thrash, New Wave, Symth-pop, and Hair-metal. Digital Leather, Alex Metric, Felt. Dozer. The Sword. Metric. Trouble Andrew. Glitch Mob. Feed Me. Trap originals and remixes. Fantomek. Ghostland Observatory. My Tiger My Timing, among others. 24 Hour Party re-awoke the broody teenager in me that loved Joy Division.
d). CAJUN/CREOLE!!!! Cuban sandwiches, shawarma, Costa Rican, Indian, sushi, Thai, anything deep fried.
Daydreaming about having superpowers and battling evil ninja robot zombies.
Putting on a fresh, brand new pair of socks.
Elderly strangers who address me as a familiar.
People who appreciate/ understand an idiot who may get in a fight with a couch in a fit of dancing RAGE!!!!
Physics, biology, and how the universe works- anything that Carl Sagan has ever said evar.
A long-term plan of action once the inevitable robot-zombie-ninja apocalypse kicks in.
How most guys on this site make my experience here a hell of a lot more difficult than it should be.
To beard or not to beard.
How pleased I have been with the accuracy of the 99% match percentages on here. Seriously, if we're a 90%+ match percentage and you like my photos, we should really meet because we'll most likely really enjoy each other's company.
I am a total cuddle-junkie.
I have no ambitions for marriage or children of my own but am very child-friendly if you have kids of your own.
I am the guy you hangout with until you meet your future primary partner but I look forward to having a primary of my own one day.
I just want to be kind to people and expect nothing in return.
I fooled around and fell in love.
You'd like to grab a Cuban sandwich somewhere and tell me how much your boss pisses you off.
I recently got into couples ballroom-style dancing to pop, rock, and blues and LOVE IT!!! If you know of any good regular nights and/or need a partner, holla at a fella!
If you have more fun watching horror movies with others rather than alone.
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