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hevnztrash

36 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
SNAKE DRIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!

Big-time goofball seeks intelligent, snarky, like-minded gal for home cooking contests, horror movie marathons, and few secrets. I want you to tell me about your day.

I'm not the strongest or the richest. Nor am I the most handsome but I burn white-hot, kiss softly, and I will never, ever lie to you.

I have made quite a few friends here so I plan to keep that up. FWWIENNDSSS!!!!

I'm usually the first one to talk to people at parties and like to help the shy ones into the fold without being overbearing.

I am a two-wheeled transport junkie be it by pedaling or motor.

Chances are I will give action to a spontaneous thought before you just to experience something new. It could be face planting my birthday cake, having a tornado room dance-party in the dark, or mixing the most disgusting drink I can think of just to dare people to try it. Latest one, bit a glow-stick in half. There's a great story behind that one!

I'm a strong advocate of choice in life and love. That being said, I am a strong supporter of the LGBTQ/kink/poly/sex-positive communities and have learned a great deal about that it means to be the best human I can be from this support. I have every intension of exploiting the privilege I was born with to further their cause in whatever way I can.

I'm pretty sure I will be the most sincere person you will ever meet in your life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Film/video production- mostly educational with the occasional fun narrative. Painting angry food. Looking to get rid of the superfluous stuffs in my apartment. Random knuckle-headery.

(I highly encourage everyone to put forth more effort in this section beyond the generic, cliché "Living it!" Take advantage of this section. This is a really good opportunity to sell one's self to others)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The ridiculous and the super-human.

Eating incredible amounts of food in one sitting.

Street Fighter- One night I pwned all of Arcade Emporium with a broken right wrist.

Cuddle-puddles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My energy level and my big, curly hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a). Our Kind- Marvin Harris.
Platform- Michel Houellebecq
National Geographic
Comics/Graphic Novels-From Hell, Scott Pilgrim, Walking Dead, Hack/Slash etc.
b). Eternal Sunshine, Fight Club, Black Snake Moan, Back to the Future etc. Horror across the board. Most of David Lynch's films. Zombie movies woo me and scare the crap out of me at the same time. ESPECIALLY Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Land of the Dead, and DEAD SET(i love watching that one with other zombie fans!!!)

c). Currently We Are Wolves.Black Moth Super Rainbow, Tobacco. 80's Thrash, New Wave, Symth-pop, and Hair-metal. Digital Leather, Alex Metric, Felt. Dozer. The Sword. Metric. Trouble Andrew. Glitch Mob. Feed Me. Trap originals and remixes. Fantomek. Ghostland Observatory. My Tiger My Timing, among others. 24 Hour Party re-awoke the broody teenager in me that loved Joy Division.

d). CAJUN/CREOLE!!!! Cuban sandwiches, shawarma, Costa Rican, Indian, sushi, Thai, anything deep fried.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Two-wheeled transport.

Savory deliciousness.

Daydreaming about having superpowers and battling evil ninja robot zombies.

Putting on a fresh, brand new pair of socks.

Elderly strangers who address me as a familiar.

People who appreciate/ understand an idiot who may get in a fight with a couch in a fit of dancing RAGE!!!!

MUSIC
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How cultures have evolved into what they are and why?- gender roles, class privilege, etc.

Physics, biology, and how the universe works- anything that Carl Sagan has ever said.

How the combination of the bastard auto-correct with the fact that I can't immediately edit the explanations to my questions is constantly fucking me in the face with all you brilliant, gorgeous grammar/spelling nazis on here. (please message me if this sentence makes any sense or not)

A long-term plan of action once the inevitable robot-zombie-ninja apocalypse kicks in.

How most guys on this site make my experience here a hell of a lot more difficult than it should be.

I recently opened a fake OKC account as a bi-female just to get a sense of perspective. All the profile says is how this imaginary person likes to get drunk and watch tv shows she doesn't care about. And the tidal wave of bullshit and garbage I receive on a daily basis I can not fucking believe. I honestly can't blame some of you ladies/queer-feme folks who don't message me back. JUST.FUCKING.GROSS

To beard or not to beard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having adventures with pals and hopefully, you, eventually. This usually involves some manner of libation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tend to take things slow in the physical sense so please don't take offense if I don't try to get in your knickers the moment you bat your eyelashes. I say this because my natural impulses seem to go against the social convention that all guys are aching to jam their wiener into anything with a pulse. It's all about chemistry and letting things flow organically.

I am a total cuddle-junkie.

I have no ambitions for marriage or children.

I am the guy you hangout with until you meet your future primary partner. I am OK with this.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to ride bikes and drink whiskey.

You'd like to grab a Cuban sandwich somewhere and tell me how much your boss pisses you off.

I recently got into couples ballroom-style dancing to pop, rock, and blues and LOVE IT!!! If you know of any good regular nights and/or need a partner, holla at a fella!

If you have more fun watching horror movies with others rather than alone.

I'm really interested in going out at least once with someone with a really low match percentage as an experiment to see what kind of disaster that may or may not turn out to be. If you think this would be fun, message me because I can't seem to get it to work out.