Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Big-time goofball seeks intelligent, snarky, like-minded folk(queer
and poly friendly, please) for home cooking contests, horror movie
marathons, and few secrets. I want you to tell me about your
I'm not the strongest or the richest. Nor am I the most handsome
but I burn white-hot, kiss softly, and I will never, ever lie to
I am poly and have found a comfort zone in functioning as a
secondary, if you subscribe to the hierarchical relationship
dynamic. I genuinely enjoy being an additional support system for
kind people and their kind partners. However, I am receptive to
engaging with someone who is interested in something more
I strive at making efforts to consistently address my straight
cis-male privilege. I have crossed paths with countless LGBTQ folk
and hope to be the best ally I can because they have taught me so
much and helped make me a better person.
I'm not a bro. I don't wear backwards ball caps or a fedora. I have
zero interest in professional sports. But it's ok if you do.
I have made quite a few friends here so I plan to keep that up.
I am an unapologetic extrovert and I'm usually the first one to
talk to people at parties. I like to help the shy ones into the
fold without being overbearing.
I am a two-wheeled transport junkie be it by pedaling or motor.
This means I love riding my bicycle and motorcycle and seems to get
lost on people.
Chances are I will give action to a spontaneous thought before you
just to experience something new. It could be face planting my
birthday cake, having a tornado room dance-party in the dark, or
mixing the most disgusting drink I can think of just to dare people
to try it. Latest one, bit a glow-stick in half. There's a great
story behind that one!
I'm a strong advocate of choice in life and love. That being said,
I am a strong supporter of the LGBTQ/kink/poly/sex-positive
communities and have learned a great deal about what it means to be
the best human I can be from this support. Dare me to try and make
I'm pretty sure I will be the most sincere person you will ever
meet in your life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Film/video production- mostly educational with the occasional fun
narrative. Painting angry food. Looking to get rid of the
superfluous stuffs in my apartment. Random knuckle-headery.
I have recently developed a whole new appreciation for my entire
family. I know so many people who struggle with connecting to their
families that it makes me that much more grateful that my family
accepts my wackiness unconditionally.
(I highly encourage everyone to put forth more effort in this
section beyond the generic, cliché "Living it!" Take advantage of
this section. This is a really good opportunity to sell one's self
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The ridiculous and the super-human.
Quickly recognizing patterns, finding openings and opportunities in
those patterns, then exploiting the shit out of them to get ahead
Eating incredible amounts of food in one sitting.
Street Fighter- One night I pwned all of Arcade Emporium with a
broken right wrist. This falls in line with the recognition and
exploitation of normal patterns of human behavior.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My energy level and my big, curly hair.
People often compare my mannerisms to Peter Quil, Nick Miller, and
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a). Our Kind- Marvin Harris.
Platform- Michel Houellebecq
Comics/Graphic Novels-From Hell
, Scott Pilgrim
, Walking Dead
, Black Snake Moan
, Back to the
across the board. Most of
woo me and scare the crap out of me at the same time.
ESPECIALLY Shaun of the Dead
, Dawn of the
Dead, Land of the Dead, and DEAD SET
(i love watching that one with
other zombie fans!!!)
c). Currently We Are Wolves.Black Moth Super Rainbow, Tobacco. 80's
Thrash, New Wave, Symth-pop, and Hair-metal. Digital Leather, Alex
Metric, Felt. Dozer. The Sword. Metric. Trouble Andrew. Glitch Mob.
Feed Me. Trap originals and remixes. Fantomek. Ghostland
Observatory. My Tiger My Timing, among others. 24 Hour Party
re-awoke the broody teenager in me that loved Joy Division.
d). CAJUN/CREOLE!!!! Cuban sandwiches, shawarma, Costa Rican,
Indian, sushi, Thai, anything deep fried.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Daydreaming about having superpowers and battling evil ninja robot
Putting on a fresh, brand new pair of socks.
Elderly strangers who address me as a familiar.
People who appreciate/ understand an idiot who may get in a fight
with a couch in a fit of dancing RAGE!!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How cultures have evolved into what they are and why?- gender
roles, Unpacking my own privilege, etc.
Physics, biology, and how the universe works- anything that Carl
Sagan has ever said evar.
A long-term plan of action once the inevitable robot-zombie-ninja
apocalypse kicks in.
How most guys on this site make my experience here a hell of a lot
more difficult than it should be.
How pleased I have been with the accuracy of the 99% match
percentages on here. Seriously, if we're a 90%+ match percentage
and you like my photos, we should really meet because we'll most
likely really enjoy each other's company.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having adventures with pals and hopefully, you, eventually. This
usually involves some manner of libation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tend to take things slow in the physical sense so please don't
take offense if I don't try to get in your knickers the moment you
bat your eyelashes. I say this because my natural impulses seem to
go against the social convention that all guys are aching to jam
their wiener into anything with a pulse. It's all about chemistry
and letting things flow organically.
I am a total cuddle-junkie.
I have no ambitions for marriage or children of my own but am very
child-friendly if you have kids of your own.
I am the guy you hangout with until you meet your future primary
partner but I look forward to having a primary of my own one
I just want to be kind to people and expect nothing in
I fooled around and fell in love.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to ride bikes and drink whiskey.
You'd like to grab a Cuban sandwich somewhere and tell me how much
your boss pisses you off.
I recently got into couples ballroom-style dancing to pop, rock,
and blues and LOVE IT!!! If you know of any good regular nights
and/or need a partner, holla at a fella!
If you have more fun watching horror movies with others rather than
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