I'm not the strongest or the richest. Nor am I the most handsome but I burn white-hot, kiss softly, and I will never, ever lie to you.
I am poly and have found a comfort zone in functioning as a secondary, if you subscribe to the hierarchical relationship dynamic. I genuinely enjoy being an additional support system for kind people and their kind partners. However, I am receptive to engaging with someone who is interested in something more involved.
I strive at making efforts to consistently address my straight cis-male privilege and take up less space.
I'm not a bro. I don't wear backwards ball caps or a fedora. I have zero interest in professional sports. But it's ok if you do.
I have made quite a few friends here so I plan to keep that up. FWWIENNDSSS!!!!
I am an unapologetic extrovert and I'm usually the first one to talk to people at parties. I like to help the shy ones into the fold without being overbearing.
I am a two-wheeled transport junkie be it by pedaling or motor. This means I love riding my bicycle and motorcycle and seems to get lost on people.
Chances are I will give action to a spontaneous thought before you just to experience something new. It could be face planting my birthday cake, having a tornado room dance-party in the dark, or mixing the most disgusting drink I can think of just to dare people to try it. Latest one, bit a glow-stick in half. There's a great story behind that one!
I'm a strong advocate of choice in life and love. LGBTQ/kink/poly/sex-positive friendly and affirming.
I'm pretty sure I will be the most sincere person you will ever meet in your life.
I have recently developed a whole new appreciation for my entire family. I know so many people who struggle with connecting to their families that it makes me that much more grateful that my family accepts my wackiness unconditionally.
(I highly encourage everyone to put forth more effort in this section beyond the generic, cliché "Living it!" Take advantage of this section. This is a really good opportunity to sell one's self to others)
Quickly recognizing patterns, finding openings and opportunities in those patterns, then exploiting the shit out of them to get ahead in life.
Eating incredible amounts of food in one sitting.
Street Fighter- One night I pwned all of Arcade Emporium with a broken right wrist. This falls in line with the recognition and exploitation of normal patterns of human behavior.
People often compare my mannerisms to Peter Quil, Nick Miller, and Marty McFly.
Platform- Michel Houellebecq
Comics/Graphic Novels-From Hell, Scott Pilgrim, Walking Dead, Hack/Slash etc.
b). Eternal Sunshine, Fight Club, Black Snake Moan, Back to the Future etc. Horror across the board. Most of David Lynch's films. Zombie movies woo me and scare the crap out of me at the same time. ESPECIALLY Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Land of the Dead, and DEAD SET(i love watching that one with other zombie fans!!!)
c). Currently We Are Wolves.Black Moth Super Rainbow, Tobacco. 80's Thrash, New Wave, Symth-pop, and Hair-metal. Digital Leather, Alex Metric, Felt. Dozer. The Sword. Metric. Trouble Andrew. Glitch Mob. Feed Me. Trap originals and remixes. Fantomek. Ghostland Observatory. My Tiger My Timing, among others. 24 Hour Party re-awoke the broody teenager in me that loved Joy Division.
d). CAJUN/CREOLE!!!! Cuban sandwiches, shawarma, Costa Rican, Indian, sushi, Thai, anything deep fried.
I used to hate canned tuna. But I found this Italian tuna in olive oil that I like ok. I'll make you tuna melts until your heart melts... on my penis.
Daydreaming about having superpowers and battling evil ninja robot zombies.
Putting on a fresh, brand new pair of socks.
Elderly strangers who address me as a familiar.
People who appreciate/ understand an idiot who may get in a fight with a couch in a fit of dancing RAGE!!!!
Physics, biology, and how the universe works- anything that Carl Sagan has ever said evar.
A long-term plan of action once the inevitable robot-zombie-ninja apocalypse kicks in.
How most guys on this site make my experience here a hell of a lot more difficult than it should be.
How pleased I have been with the accuracy of the 99% match percentages on here. Seriously, if we're a 90%+ match percentage and you like my photos, we should really meet because we'll most likely really enjoy each other's company.
I am a total cuddle-junkie.
I have no ambitions for marriage or children of my own but am very child-friendly if you have kids of your own.
I am the guy you hangout with until you meet your future primary partner but I look forward to having a primary of my own one day.
I just want to be kind to people and expect nothing in return.
I fooled around and fell in love.
You like to ride bikes and drink whiskey.
You'd like to grab a Cuban sandwich somewhere and tell me how much your boss pisses you off.
I'm got into in couple's partnered dancing and am interested in pairing up with a novice to learn together. Holla at a fella!!
If you have more fun watching horror movies with others rather than alone.