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hey-incendiary

22 / M / Straight / Seeing someone

Austin, Texas

His Details

Last Online
Today – 11:24am
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m).
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Libra
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I say "thank you", "bless you", and "drive safe" whenever I can. My soulmate would be somebody who is nice to waiters and deeply enjoys raising their eyebrows with incredulity. Not that I'm lookin' for thooooose.

Soulmates, that is, not eyebrows. Eyebrows are a plus.

"Lifetime learner" - sans irony. Obsessive watcher of TEDtalks. I SOAK UP data and I think the kinship of curiosity is the best of the kinships. Audiophile, cinephile, logophile. I'm pretty ruthless at Risk. The cinnamon on top of a cappuccino is my favourite part. I'm Canadian - so when I spell, I put "u" in a lot of interesting positions. Whenever I read the previous sentence I think it oughta be a pick-up line.

I just moved from NC to TX more or less on a whim.
I wish somebody would give me a tarot reading.

I'm not sure about this "more sex-driven" and "less romantic" business. They're about neck-and-neck, honestly.
What I’m doing with my life
Pursuing an imaginary degree in being a blast to be around, with a concentration in Rock Band vocals.
I’m really good at
"I do things like get in taxis and say, 'The library, and step on it.'"

I invented a surprisingly popular drinking game involving capguns, moseying, and Ennio Morricone. Ask me about it.

I have this poetry thing I do.
The first things people usually notice about me
The rocket launcher, and the twinkle in my eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The whole Neil Gaiman oeuvre, Leaves of Grass, the Economist magazine, [POETRY] Magazine, Neruda, Frank O'Hara, Dave Eggers, Bukowski, cummings, Atwood, Corso, Ginsberg, The White Tiger, Lord of the Rings, A Passage to India, Dubliners, Lolita , A People's History of the United States, Sabriel, INFINITE FUCKING JEST, The Corrections, One Hundred Years of Solitude
Just the other day: The Russian Debutante's Handbook - Gary Shteyngart

Eternal Sunshine, A Serious Man (the Coens in general), Firefly, Mad Men, Up in the Air, Rocky Horror, Doctor Who, All the Real Girls, Waking Life, Royal Tenenbaums, Game of Thrones, Weeds, Moon, Pulp Fiction, King's Speech, Black Swan, Princess Mononoke
Like, yesterday: Looper. If you hated it, we should talk.

Wolf Parade, Sufjan Stevens, Radiohead, Crystal Castles, Black Keys, Ratatat, Yeasayer, Built to Spill, Beirut, Band of Horses, Arcade Fire, Das Racist, the Decemberists, Andrew Bird, Thao Nguyen, the Velvet Underground, Yuck, Pixies, Vampire Weekend, Songs: Ohia, Ryan Adams, Cults, Sleigh Bells, Weezer, Wilco
These days: Cat Power - Sun

I hear I make a mean salsa, if you want to drink a lot of milk and get hospitalized for internal bleeding.
The six things I could never do without
I have really good relationships with my friends and family, and if I didn't have those I'd be crestfallen. My computer and my Moleskine are my closest friends besides. I love a good cup of coffee and a smoke, and a drink at the end of the day. In my book, that's six. I'm happy to stop there.
On a typical Friday night I am
conscious and inhabiting physical space.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I got a thing for Arianna Huffington. ; )
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, activity partners
You should message me if
If you know how to pilot this thing! We've lost an engine!!!