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hey-incendiary

23 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I say "thank you", "bless you", and "drive safe" whenever I can. My soulmate would be somebody who is nice to waiters and deeply enjoys raising their eyebrows incredulously. Not that I'm lookin' for thooooose.

Soulmates, that is, not eyebrows. Eyebrows are a plus.

"Lifetime learner" - sans irony. Obsessive watcher of TEDtalks. I SOAK UP data and I think the kinship of curiosity is the best of kinships. Audiophile, cinephile, logophile. I'm pretty ruthless at Risk. The cinnamon on top of a cappuccino is my favourite part. I'm Canadian - so when I spell, I put "u" in a lot of interesting positions. Whenever I read the previous sentence I think it oughta be a pick-up line.

I wish somebody would give me a tarot reading.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pursuing a concentration in Rock Band vocals.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"I do things like get in taxis and say, 'The library, and step on it.'"

I invented a surprisingly popular drinking game involving capguns, moseying, and Ennio Morricone. Ask me about it.

I have this poetry thing I do. I spend 99% of my waking hours on Reddit these days. Find me on r/ladybonersgw.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The rocket launcher, and the twinkle in my eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The whole Neil Gaiman oeuvre, Leaves of Grass, the Economist magazine, [POETRY] Magazine, Neruda, Frank O'Hara, Dave Eggers, Bukowski, cummings, Atwood, Corso, Ginsberg, The White Tiger, Lord of the Rings, A Passage to India, Dubliners, Lolita , A People's History of the United States, Sabriel, INFINITE FUCKING JEST, The Corrections, One Hundred Years of Solitude
Just the other day: Underworld - Don DeLillo

Eternal Sunshine, A Serious Man (the Coens in general), Firefly, Mad Men, Up in the Air, Rocky Horror, Doctor Who, All the Real Girls, Waking Life, Royal Tenenbaums, Game of Thrones, Weeds, Moon, Pulp Fiction, King's Speech, Black Swan, Princess Mononoke, True Detective, Vikings, The Americans, Orange is the New Black, The Wire.
Like, yesterday: True Detective. All hail the McConnaisance.

Wolf Parade, Sufjan Stevens, Radiohead, Crystal Castles, Black Keys, Ratatat, Yeasayer, Built to Spill, Beirut, Band of Horses, Arcade Fire, Das Racist, the Decemberists, Andrew Bird, Thao Nguyen, the Velvet Underground, Yuck, Pixies, Vampire Weekend, Songs: Ohia, Ryan Adams, Cults, Sleigh Bells, Weezer, Wilco
These days: Built to Spill radio brings me a 90's kind of joy.

I hear I make a mean salsa, if you want to drink a lot of milk and get hospitalized for internal bleeding.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I have really good relationships with my friends and family, and if I didn't have those I'd be crestfallen. My computer and my Moleskine are my closest friends besides. I love a good cup of coffee and a smoke, and a few drinks at the end of the day. In my book, that's six. I'm happy to stop there.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
conscious and inhabiting physical space.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got a thing for Arianna Huffington. ; )
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you know how to pilot this thing! We've lost an engine!!!

I've been seeing this wonderful gal since September 2012, and loving it. If you catch me Rating You Highly, I'm probably just reminding myself how interesting the world is by Quickmatching. That said, if you're in need of company and wanna hang out with us (platonically [or not?]), I assure you, we're tremendously sexy and interesting.