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My Self-Summary
Well... I'm 23, I'm 5'10", like 175lbs... and a master of
self-description.
I like to think I'm pretty decent human being. I think most things
are really funny. I run my mouth. I'm reasonably intelligent. I'm
not a pushover. I'm reasonably well groomed.
Don't take me too seriously, I dont.
Other pertinent facts:
-I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who thinks
Sarah Palin is
Cougarific. Come on, it's not
like I'm saying I'd vote for her.
-Contrary to what OKC says, I own CAT not cats. Singular.
-Being concise is not my strong point.
Things I like:
Playing music,
Coffee,
Politics,
Super Nintendo,
Funny movies,
Drawing,
Cartoons,
The Absurdity of
Life ...
and
certainly more things I can't think of at the moment
Things I dislike: Pretentious people, Raw tomatoes, Deep seeded
racism, Sentient robots (like legit. self-aware, not really good
AI), Reality TV, Perpetually shedding animals.
..................Don't look now, OK Cupid decided to
advertise...........
.......................right in the middle of my
profile!...............
What I’m doing with my life
I play and/or sing in a couple bands. You've probably never heard
of any of them. I do play a wild array of music though, so it's
possible you might like some of it.
I'm in school for Web Design. I work as a graphic designer. I
operate a sign/design/web design business out of my apartment. Will
make art for food.
And, I hang out- I have great friends, kickass roomates, I go to
shows, I sit around and talk psuedo-intellectual bullshit over
coffee, I play music 'till odd hours, and I more or less have a
really good time.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at chewing gum and walking- at the same time! I can
personally take out an entire pizza. I'm special.
The first things people usually notice about me
It's my eyes. You can get lost in them.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
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Food: Yes
The six things I could never do without
Musical instruments, my friends, coffee, my CDs, and my box fans. I
have a pair of them, and my apartment has no central air, so they
count as 2 items.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Exciting new ways to tie my shoes.
Welcome to the abyss.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully at a gig in some crappy bar playing for drink tickets!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
My Crack habit is out of control. You know, it always starts out
with just a little hit- then the next thing I know I'm down in
Tijuana again, and the damn hooker won't stop banging from inside
the trunk...
Who writes these stupid questions?
*No, I don't really smoke crack.
**Eegh. No, I don't (regularly) put
hookers in trunks. They're people
too.
Oh yeah, and I have absolutely no balance with my eyes closed. I
fall over- like a tree.
You should message me if
You're fun. You have (at least) half a brain and more depth than a
petri dish. You're not a horrible alcoholic... and you think we'd
get along.
If you're strapped for conversation topics, here are a couple you
can borrow:
-If I was going to take over the world, I would totally do it like
this ____.
-I think bass players are
sooper-seksi,
because _____.
-My favorite track on an Adam Sandler album is _____.
...zomg! :)