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hey_CoffeeEyes

32 F Winter Park, FL

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:30pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I’d go further into detail, but it’d be folly to expect the hoi polloi to understand something as complex as a reverse stranger in a crowded hallway.

and fuck you to whomever flagged my hilarious photo drawing collage.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
waxin' n milkin'
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
everything I touch. It all turns to gold. ALL OF IT.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
probably all the fire.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
+ I like art books, Foxfire, The Book Of Disquiet, music-scene-memoirs and historical retellings, and Tristessa. It is the most beautiful book I have ever read and so therefore, my favorite.
+ If a movie contains Seth Rogan, I will hate it. If it contains the words "Harmony" and "Korine", I will like it. I am one of those assholes with an uncompromising Wes Anderson boner. You know what else rules? Style Wars*.
+ Regular Adventureshow Flapjack Time 3000 / Star Talk / Cosmos / Sherlock / Arrested Development
+ Neko Case 4 Lyfe / somehow having sex with Blake Schwarzenbach's voice...?
+ I want to eat olives and avocados over and over, to infinity.

*no. no, I didn't fucking write "star wars". because fuck star wars.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
+ a cat
+ an assortment of beverages*
+ home made hair cuts**
+ shelving
+ Maximum Yuks
+ fine-lined art pens / black hardcover sketchbook

*{see also high consumption of Red Bulls, coffee, fancy beers, gin, water, and tea. We have graphs. It's off the charts.}
**my hair looks like shit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the true nature of infinity, and, also, sandwiches.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting high with Smokey, eating my cereal with water because we're out of milk, hiding my gold chains from Debo, getting shot at
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I judge people that wear ugly shoes...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you wish to be alienated via constant snark. or if you're giving away free sandwiches. or if you want to pet me like a kettycat.

I mostly think everyone is really lame so you better have something amusing to say. Don't bother if you don't have a picture or anything to say beyond "hey".