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hey_CoffeeEyes

32 Winter Park, FL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:31pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I’d go further into detail, but it’d be folly to expect the hoi polloi to understand something as complex as a reverse stranger in a crowded hallway.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
waxin' n milkin' / forming a secret street gang of intellectuals / being a comic-kaze rainbow-witch magic-betch, Art Genius, player of board games and drinker of gin cocktails, thinking about becoming a writer since it pairs so well with being a drinker of gin cocktails...{and also because I'm actually interested in writing}
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Constructing funny hypothetical cartoon style situations out of every-day events / deconstructing reality via analogy and metaphor. Esoteric Dynamo is lonely job, but someone's gotta do it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I probably ran into you while dancing and then stopped to tell you about my cat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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+ I like art books, non fiction, Foxfire, The Book Of Disquiet, music-scene-memoirs and historical retellings, and Tristessa by Jack Kerouac. I like memoirs by childhood drunks, anorexics, and general trainwrecks. The Little Prince...the book formerly known as the Little Prince...Harry Potter books, pls recommend me some philosophy books.
+ Harmony Korine and Wes Anderson and John Waters and Hayao Miyazaki, Cannibal the Musical, documentaries
+ Regular Adventureshow Flapjack Time 3000 / Star Talk / Cosmos / Twin Peaks / Pete N Pete / Arrested Development / MST3K / GARMFIEL videos on youtube
+ The Pizza Underground {Velvet Underground covers about pizza...I'm complete'za}, collecting vinyl, lifelong Weird Al obsession, follow me on Spotify so I don't have to list every band I like. My username is dream.alchemy
+ I want to eat olives and avocados over and over, to infinity, I would kill a man for Asian hot-pot soup. I'm obsessed with sandwiches. I will put hot sauce on every single thing. I ATE THOSE FOOD.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
+ a cat
+ an assortment of beverages
+ cosmic bullshit
+ constant music
+ Maximum Yuks
+ the free pursuit of knowledge
+tiny scraps of paper {this one is a bonus thing, because I can have seven if I want.}
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the true nature of infinity, and also, sandwiches.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting high with Smokey, eating my cereal with water because we're out of milk, hiding my gold chains from Debo, getting shot at
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I probably have ocd. I don't care for dogs and also I hate Star Wars. I have legitimate, well thought out reasons for these things.
You should message me if
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you wish to be alienated via constant snark, or would like to join my tong of intellectuals. or if you're giving away free sandwiches. or if you want to pet me like a kettycat.