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hey_CoffeeEyes

32 F Winter Park, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 13
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I’d go further into detail, but it’d be folly to expect the hoi polloi to understand something as complex as a reverse stranger in a crowded hallway.

and fuck you to whomever flagged my hilarious photo drawing collage.
I’m really good at
everything I touch. It all turns to gold. ALL OF IT.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
+ I like art books, Foxfire, The Book Of Disquiet, music-scene-memoirs and historical retellings, and Tristessa. It is the most beautiful book I have ever read and so therefore, my favorite.
+ If a movie contains Seth Rogan, I will hate it. If it contains the words "Harmony" and "Korine", I will like it. I am one of those assholes with an uncompromising Wes Anderson boner. You know what else rules? Style Wars*.
+ Regular Adventureshow Flapjack Time 3000 / Star Talk / Cosmos / Sherlock / Arrested Development
+ Neko Case 4 Lyfe / somehow having sex with Blake Schwarzenbach's voice...?
+ I want to eat olives and avocados over and over, to infinity.

*no. no, I didn't fucking write "star wars". because fuck star wars.
The six things I could never do without
+ a cat
+ an assortment of beverages
+ home made hair cuts
+ shelving
+ Maximum Yuks
+ fine-lined art pens / black hardcover sketchbook
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the true nature of infinity, and shit. also, sandwiches.
On a typical Friday night I am
getting high with Smokey, eating my cereal with water because we're out of milk, hiding my gold chains from Debo, getting shot at
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I judge people that wear ugly shoes...
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
you wish to be alienated via constant snark. or if you're giving away free sandwiches. or if you want to pet me like a kettycat.

I mostly think everyone is really lame so you better have something amusing to say.