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32 F Winter Park, FL

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
I’d go further into detail, but it’d be folly to expect the hoi polloi to understand something as complex as a reverse stranger in a crowded hallway.
I’m really good at
everything I touch. It all turns to gold. ALL OF IT.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
+ I like art books, Foxfire, The Book Of Disquiet, music-scene-memoirs and historical retellings, and Tristessa. It is the most beautiful book I have ever read and so therefore, my favorite.
+ If a movie contains Seth Rogan, I will hate it. If it contains the words "Harmony" and "Korine", I will like it. I am one of those assholes with an uncompromising Wes Anderson boner. You know what else rules? Style Wars*.
+ Regular Adventureshow Flapjack Time 3000 / Star Talk / Cosmos / Sherlock / Arrested Development
+ Neko Case 4 Lyfe / somehow having sex with Blake Schwarzenbach's voice...?
+ I want to eat olives and avocados over and over, to infinity.

*no. no, I didn't fucking write "star wars". because fuck star wars.
The six things I could never do without
+ a cat
+ an assortment of beverages
+ home made hair cuts
+ shelving
+ Maximum Yuks
+ fine-lined art pens / black hardcover sketchbook
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how can little ketty paws be so impossibly cuuuuuuuute!? (I really, really love ketties.)
On a typical Friday night I am
getting high with Smokey, eating my cereal with water because we're out of milk, hiding my gold chains from Debo, getting shot at
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I burned a cd with 80 minutes of the Alvin and the Chipmunks cartoon intro song on a loop and I listen to it in seriousness and on purpose, really loud in my car

this is but a fanciful participation in an interesting internet social experiment. beyond that, I just live and die and live and pee on the ocean and know time. All my BFFs live in Illinois. In Floridia, it's roneryyy. So ronery.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
you wish to be alienated via constant snark. or if you're giving away free sandwiches. or if you want to pet me like a kettycat.