Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

A beautiful girl with nothing between the ears is just a bore. I don't care how hot you are, you must be smart enough to keep up with my humor.... if not, how boring. Essentially, if you agree with something I say, then you are probably intelligent. Hopefully you are witty enough to spar back with me.

I enjoy people's odd little quirks (as I have some of my own). If I laugh at your's, it's because I think they're awesome.

I'm a cynical libertarian and an apathetic pantheist.

I purposefully made a grammar mistake somewhere in this section, can you find it? I'll give you an Awesome Point if you do.

Winners of Awesome Points thus far (there might be hope for humanity after all!):
Fliparooski, adnama85, _we_are_138, oigirloi

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Most of my job entails that I look at people's backs all day long. I've seen all shapes and sizes of granny side-boobs, and I've built up an immunity to them now; they no longer bother me. The crazy, smelly people, though, that's going to take some time to get used to. I'm not a masseur, so you can forget trying to weasel a free massage out of me.

I try to work out every day, but my luxurious job tends to wear me out sometimes so I'm not always as consistent as I want to be.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

making weapons out of paperclips to throw at unsuspecting coworkers; at least, until we had a meeting about the mysterious "bent paperclips" being found everywhere. I didn't do it, I swear.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

My striking resemblance to Fabio.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

I listen to rock, industrial, Middle Eastern, ambient, and electronica.

Most of what I read is somehow political or philosophical in nature. Haven't been big into fiction, but I'm open to suggestions.

I like zombie and vampire movies. I think The Crow is an awesome movie, though my favorite is probably American History X. I could make a long list of stuff here, but what would be the point?

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

-Razors that aren't dull (cuts on the head, while badass-looking, are unprofessional and I'd rather avoid them)

-iPod Shuffle (doesn't work half the time, oh well)

-Parentheses (no way)

-Four

-Five

-Sex

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

I bought this book by Spinoza, and I've never spent so much time trying to figure out a piece of writing. Well, except for Shakespeare, gosh, talk about being overrated (What! PROVE ME WRONG).

You should message me if Propose an edit

your hips are wide enough to handle all my dozens of my future children.

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