http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG3VfKlfDEk

Please don't send me winks. Write me a real message. I'll ignore winks. If you send me a wink, seriously, I'll KNOW that you couldn't even be bothered to read the very first sentence in my profile.

PS Favoriting me doesn't count as a message either. It's actually really kind of creepy when it's NOT accompanied by a message.

Now that I sound like a complete bitch, let's move on to the rest of my profile.

Update 11/10/09: Hi everyone. Sorry, but I have a boyfriend now. The chance of me responding to your message before this was about 3%, now it's about 0.5%. I might read it, but I probably won't read your profile as I said I would in the last section on this page. And I'm really not reading many of the messages. I have 21 of them just sitting in my inbox now. That's how lazy I am.

Right now I'm in college, with hopes to go on to law school. I'm taking five classes this semester. Unfortunately, I feel like I'm growing dumber by the day.

I also work at American Eagle Outfitters, and volunteer a few times a week at an organization called The Perfect Fit. They provide outfits and suits for low-income women going on job interviews.

Golden smile, you've got style that they can't take away.

I really wish I could say something standard like "my eyes" but I've never had a guy in a passing car yell "NICE EYES" at me.

Oh, and I was at the mall one day and a guy walked up to me and complimented my "strut." And he wasn't even one of those people trying to peddle lotion or whatever.

"Everything about her was at once vigorous and exquisite, at once strong and fine. He had a confused sense that she must have cost a great deal to make, that a great many dull and ugly people must, in some mysterious way, have been sacrificed to produce her."

Books: Chuck Palahniuk (he wrote Fight Club) and I guess what you would call "classic literature." I love Edith Wharton. I don't read for pleasure nearly as much as I used to. It's mostly textbooks now.

Movies: Borat - Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Cruel Intentions, Gone Baby Gone, Gone with the Wind (yes, all four hours of it), Little Miss Sunshine, Paradise Now, Prisoner of Paradise, The Hangover (he practically bankrupted a casino and he was a rehTARD), The Shawshank Redemption, Thumbsucker, V for Vendetta.

Music: I have to admit, I have a soft spot for "pop" music. I love Relient K to death and had the great pleasure of meeting them in 2008. I also like Mae and Snow Patrol. Musicals hold a special place in my heart.

Food: I love seafood, Mexican, and Chinese.

And, just for fun... Television: The Office, ER, Grey's Anatomy, House (I guess I just really like medical dramas), Lost, the Daily Show, and Law & Order (all of them but Criminal Intent is my favorite).

1. Food, water, shelter, family, friends, blah blah blah. The obvious stuff. I'm just going to count this as one.

2. Books and education. Gotta keep my mind sharp.

3. Goals. What's the point of living life if you don't have any goals? Whether it's saving up for a pair of cute shoes or wanting to go to law school, goals keep me motivated.

4. Turkey and brie sandwiches from Cosi. It's literally all I eat when I'm at work.

5. GPS. I don't know what I did before I had it. It's saved me from calling my mom crying so many times. Somehow this actually never happened before I had GPS. No kidding, I get really upset when I'm lost.

6. Entertainment: the Internet in general, music, movies, plays, musicals, television, games.

http://hennessey.lib.ok.us/telephonecall.htm

(No, not really.)

Either working, hanging out with a friend, or on a date. Sometimes I spend time with my family and I really enjoy that.

If I could travel to any point in time, I would go back to August 25th, 2005. I have my reasons.

You should message me if you know that "a lot" is two words, not one. I'm also a huge sucker for guys who open car doors. I don't care if it is antiquated, I think it's very nice and thoughtful.

You should also message me if you actually bothered to read my profile, not just look at my pictures. A couple guys have messaged me saying I sound like a bitch but I think I'm a really decent, sweet, ladylike girl. I just have high expectations, and I don't think that I should have to change that just to make someone more comfortable.

I feel I should note that I do, in fact, look at the profile of every single person who messages or IMs me. I read every. Single. Word. Of every profile of every person who contacts me. As you can imagine, this is not only exhausting, but very time-consuming as well. I'm not even sure why I do it. I guess I just want to give everyone an equal chance. So, I can promise you that I'll read your profile, but I CANNOT promise you that I will reply. Sorry!

^ Ignore that, see first section. ^