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I am pleasant, most of the time, and sometimes a bit odd.
What I’m doing with my life
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looking after my little pocket of preciousness (aka the child,
pumpkin, poodle, snookit etc..). painting. trying to start a bizzar
esoteric one stop. writing really bad song lyrics. writing some
quite good song lyrics. playing the same four songs on the guitar
over and over. relaxing in the bath. drinking wine. dreaming.
planning what to do next. casting spells nya ha ha ha...
I’m really good at
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drinking rum. i used to be really really good at giving head but
its been a while.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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call me an old romantic but i really liked the time travellers
wife. reading trashy hornby, parsons, elton or pratchett (i take it
back, of course pratchett is not trash, i join you all in your
bowing down ceremonies, please forgive my slight.) i have just
discovered coelho and now want to read every one of his millions of
books. i enjoyed norweigan wood by kundera and supernature by lyall
other than whats listed above i have been recently been doing quite
a bit of alternative learning so not much fiction really.
movies donny darko of course. amelie. rocky horror. pretty easy to
please as long as it is not a no-brainer, no plot,
action/slasher/doom mongering type of film.
music jeff buckely. van the man. the doors. jack johnson. damien
rice. david bowie. led zep. foo fighters. cowboy junkies. frou
frou. sunset rubdown. those modern guitary bands which i can never
remember the names of umm the killers, arctic monkeys, kaiser
chiefs etc. a nice bit of jazz. six trillion billion other bands
that i would be forever writing about. stuff some of my friends
does jack daniels count as a food? how can you pick a food?! all
food rocks! if i had to eat one thing for the rest of my life maybe
ho yu gui po (go to your chinese, it is yummy). or maybe mexican.
or maybe a proper roast. or maybe italian. or maybe salmon in a
cheese and leek sauce. or maybe pork and leek sausages. mmmmm.
(disclaimer; i would like to point out at this point that i am not
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my family and friends. my toothbrush. music. food. sad as it is my
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why the world isnt a better place. why i had to meet the one man
who made me laugh and gave me multiple orgasms when i was 'going
through a bad patch'. the meaning of life. why it seems to mean so
little to some people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sitting in with girlies drinkin wine, talking about chimney
climbing hamsters and the meaning of life.
update: talking about silly men who you go out with for a couple of
drinks, who then think that they have some sort of divine right
over your life! what the hell is that all about?! anyway, i am
pretty sure he would have failed the above test. next
update: talking about divine intervention v fate. talking about why
men are like buses (no, not because they are filthy and slow, you
know you wait for ages and ages and ages then three come at once.)
talking about food. talking about red v white (wine). talking about
the good old days. talking about making some new good old days.
talking about our girly easter break (hooray!) talking about
whether ONLY listening to radio one makes you a philistine. (erm...
dur..)talking about whether listening to radio two makes you a
boring old git (i like kerrang too you know!) talking about bourbon
v vodka. talking about new marrieds v old marrieds v non marrieds.
talking about socks. talking about red dwarf. cant remember what
else we talked about, too much wine...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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private unless you ask nicely.
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