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heygirlheeey

34 F Berlin, Germany

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:38am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I tend to laugh so hard that it puts a hideous expression on my face, but I like to believe that my self awareness excuses it. I often embarrass myself in public, which seems to be unintentionally entertaining to others, but I'm not exactly sure when I signed up to be that girl. And, now I guess it seems that I may have failed in an attempt to promote my awesomeness, but I'm leaving it....self-deprecation is the jam.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a fashion designer....but wait....I do not carry my hand bag on my forearm...and exploiting sad hopefuls on television is pathetic...jussayin.

Just moved from NYC to Berlin for an inspirational stint and to reset, so that I can continue making awesome shit. Mein Deutsch ist nicht sehr gut, but I am definitely trying. A for effort?
I’m really good at
skirting the issue, fast typing, head subtraction, being funny as shit, inserting commas in arbitrary places, millinery, saving face.....
The first things people usually notice about me
The southern accent...a NYC transplant of ten years, but you can still detect it when the whiskey is flowing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ahhhhh here we go....blah blah...meow meow....

Confederacy of Dunces, Million Dollar Mermaid, Tender Bar,
Middlesex, Motherless Brooklyn, Dry, Just Kids, and plenty of others that are actually too embarrassing to list...I am a notorious owner of books that you would not be caught dead reading on the train.

Spaceballs, A Beautiful Mind, Gummo, Little Miss Sunshine, City of
God, Uncle Buck, Closer, Splash, Sideways, Lars and the Real Girl, 200 Cigarettes, Whatever Happened to Baby
Jane....and of course any and all documentaries about mountain
people, religious fanatics, and fat kids.

Cheap Trick, Otis Redding, St. Lucia, Bat for Lashes, Jay Z, Dolly Parton, Kid Sister, Flaming Lips, Foxy Brown, The Cure, Ghostland, Missy, Class Actress, Geto Boys, The Knife, Riff Raff, Zola, Jose’ Gonzalez, Public Enemy, Radiohead.....

I have no tv, but I "watch computer" sometimes....Breaking Bad was the best show that ever lived (with the exception of Roseanne), GIRLS (don't hate), Downton Abbey (I told you not to hate - I'm a fashion designer...this is research :), Homeland, and Scandal (Love those corrupt, over sexed government officials! So baaaaaad it's good!)

Brownies that exhibit a gooey quality, wasabi peas, tacos and everything that accompanies them...
The six things I could never do without
my "over and over" playlist
ellipses
leggings
putty erasers
dysfunctional friends and family
whiskey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
future endeavors, color combinations, and what I would look like with short hair.
On a typical Friday night I am
Gettin ka-raazy...or maybe not. Work does win out on occasion even though bourbon drives a hard bargain most of the time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In college I used to return shit to Wal-Mart that I didn't actually purchase there...those are the days when they would give you cash and ask no questions.

I also found porn in my friend's dad's briefcase when I was a kid. Naturally we stole the video from him and watched it multiple times over the course of the summer while eating snickers and drinking slush puppies. To this day if I see a black, unmarked, VHS tape I assume it contains questionable material.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 29–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you do not have adult braces, nor do you honestly believe that, "Hey Sexy Baby" is an enticing subject heading! And, if you come with a corgi then you're pretty much guaranteed a response (even if you're busted).