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heyheymymyguy

32 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a fairly well-adjusted guy - normal is such an ugly word.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Managing bands and trying to find more time in my life to do other things like fill out this profile.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scoring drink tickets at concerts--it's all about knowing where to stand.

Tying cherry stems with my tongue (I've been doing it since middle school, before I understood innuendo).
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I kind of look like Seth Rogen. It's gone from funny, to annoying, to not even noticing when someone yells it on the street every couple months.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is really hard. Let's call it a work in progress, ok?

I recently tried to make a list of my favorite bands that have the same name as more popular books and movies. I gave up after Deerhunter - and I guess that doesn't even count.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people on here think they're complex or unique because they're "equally happy going out with friends as they are staying in and watching a movie." I'd be a little weirded out by someone who only liked doing one or the other.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once made use of a free backstage pass to Nickelback. And it was kind of awesome.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a genuinely sweet person who resorts to bitter sarcasm in order to survive.

You want to go get a cup of James Murphy's new coffee.