Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i'm a healthy combination of sam from garden state, donna from
parks and rec, tina from bob's burgers, and biggie smalls. i could
be described as whiskey in a teacup, but a coffee cup is more
valid. when someone yells "stop", i don't know if it's in the name
of love, it's hammer time, or if i should collaborate and listen.
i'm a collector of thoughts, lipstick, and tattoos. i believe in
soulmates, even though it sounds like something satan would put in
his coffee. i frustrate easily, i understand completely, and i feel
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i ask myself the same question every day. i'm making people happy.
i'm constantly learning, teaching, getting overwhelmed by the
underwhelming. i make people feel great about themselves. i'm a
sidekick helping a team of 6 grow to their fullest potential. i'm
honestly just taking life a day at a time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making pizza and making people laugh. sometimes simultaneously.
good thing i know the heimlich maneuver...i think. oh yeah, and
super awkward conversation. socially awkward, party of one, your
table is ready!
The first things people usually notice about me
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considering i cut all of my hair off, i'd still say my charming
smile. but my voice does project itself pretty well, so people
usually hear me before they see me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
if it's leather-bound, i'll read it. i still really enjoy the iliad
and the odyssey.
if it involves tarantino, kubrick, zombies, or mobsters, i'm into
the walking dead, game of thrones, american horror story, and bob's
burgers. i'm always open to new suggestions on shows!
i was raised on the beastie boys, janis joplin, the rat pack, and
ozzy. i appreciate all types of music. well, i try to appreciate
modern country and i usually get really frustrated with it, so i'm
working on that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music, whiskey, naps, my family, coffee, and good conversation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
traveling the world. i want to make it to 35,000 points on
southwest by the end of next year. i don't know what you get, but
it gives me an excuse to take little vacations! vacations = no
stress, and that's pretty cool.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
i feel like an old lady, but if i'm not working, i'm most likely at
home watching netflix and/or cooking. generally monday's are my
friday's, so i'm content with exploring the city and hitting up the
local watering hole for brunch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i was on tv with the boy band dreamstreet as a pre-teen decked out
in jeans and a sweatshirt with their pictures ironed on them. and
it was probably the nighlight of my middle school life.
You should message me if
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- you're going to talk to me, ask to meet up, and then not
completely blow me off;
- you're honest from the get-go, and won't lead me on for months on
- you're willing to do the robot in public;
- you appreciate uncomfortable silences.
"that's when you know you've found somebody special. when you can
just shut the fuck up for a minute, and comfortably share silence."
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