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26 F Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:33pm
5′ 0″ (1.53m)
Body Type
Full figured
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
i'm your typical outspoken, semi-obnoxious sicilian girl who speaks with her hands. sarcasm is a key ingredient in my personality.

if you'd like to exchange witty banter to get to know one another, send me a message! if you're just visiting, say hi (cause it's kind of creepy if you don't).
What I’m doing with my life
hair stylist/makeup artist for weddings/proms/special know, putting that marketing degree to good use.
I’m really good at
making pizza and making people laugh. sometimes simultaneously. good thing i know the heimlich maneuver...
The first things people usually notice about me
my charming smile and huge 80's metal hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- if it's leather-bound, i'll read it.
- if it involves tarantino, kubrick, zombies, or mobsters, i'm into it.
- since showtime ended my two favorites (weeds and dexter), my list has diminished to the walking dead, game of thrones, american horror story, and the colbert report.
- raised on the beastie boys, janis joplin, the rat pack, and ozzy...i'd say my musical palate is fairly diverse.
The six things I could never do without
music, whiskey, avocados, my family, my dog, and lipstick.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
traveling the world, how i can push myself to the next level and improve my way of life (mainly by learning sweet dance moves like the 'twerk'), and how much wood a woodchuck chucks if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
On a typical Friday night I am
working or at my local bar rapping to biggie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i'm actually a pretty open person, so nothing is really private. i was on tv with the boy band dreamstreet as a pre-teen and it was probably the nighlight of my middle school life.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- you can deal with sarcasm;
- you like adventures;
- you can appreciate an intelligent conversation;
- you're willing to do the robo-cop in public;
- you enjoy lazy nights in just as much as fun day outings.;
- you take life one day at a time, and don't worry about the little things.