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heyitswill

26 Rancho Cordova, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just stumbling through life, one awkward human interaction at a time.

After having my share of romantic misadventures, I thought I'd try online dating. I'm looking for someone I can just be me around.

I'm a pretty easygoing guy, I don't bring a lot of drama and I'm not hard to get along with.

I'm equally comfortable discussing existential philosophy as I am explaining what my favorite episodes of The Simpsons are.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm a substitute teacher. I'm getting ready to go back to school soon to become a high school teacher.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, telling the difference between butter and I-can't-believe-it's-not-butter, bringing up Hitler at inappropriate times, and quoting Seinfeld.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I'm going through their stuff.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite series is either George RR Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire" or Dan Simmon's "Hyperion Cantos." I'm a huge fan of the classics by HG Wells and HP Lovecraft. I'm also really into the short fiction of Philip K. Dick. Of course Frank Herbert's "Dune" is a favorite as well. I really dug "I Am Legend" by Richard Matheson, I love Michael Crichton novels like "Timeline" and "Eaters of the Dead." Robert Charles Wilson's novel "Spin" is among my favorites as well. Just recently I read "Gates of Fire" by Steven Pressfield and it rocked my world.

My favorite movie of all time is, of course, Jurassic Park. I like science fiction and action movies the most but I'll watch anything as long as it's good.

My favorite band of all time is The Ramones. I also love Green Day, Social Distortion, Bad Religion, Offspring, Millencolin, AC/DC, stuff like that. Hard rock/punk.

I love Mexican food the most. Burritos are the foundation of my diet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family
2. Friends
3. Caffeine
4. Music
5. Something to read
6. Video games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I've ever eaten an egg that came from a chicken I also ate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering why I ate so much again.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had a Lion King toy purse as a boy.
You should message me if
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If you're looking for a friendly guy with a good sense of humor and an extensive knowledge of dinosaurs.