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heyitswill

26 Rancho Cordova, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just stumbling through life, one awkward human interaction at a time.

After having my share of romantic misadventures, I thought I'd try online dating. I'm looking for someone I can just be me around.

I'm a pretty easygoing guy, I don't bring a lot of drama and I'm not hard to get along with.

I'm equally comfortable discussing existential philosophy as I am explaining what my favorite episodes of The Simpsons are.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm a substitute teacher. I'm getting ready to go back to school soon to become a high school teacher.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, telling the difference between butter and I-can't-believe-it's-not-butter, bringing up Hitler at inappropriate times, and quoting Seinfeld.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I'm going through their stuff.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love to read. My favorites, just to name a few, include the series A Song of Ice and Fire, Hyperion, Dune, Armor, Timeline, The Road, and I Am Legend. I also love Philip K. Dick, H.G. Wells and H.P. Lovecraft.

As far as movies go, my recent favorites are Pacific Rim, The Avengers, The Winter Soldier, and Star Trek Into Darkness. Some of my all-time favorites are Jurassic Park, Saving Private Ryan, Forrest Gump, Tremors, RoboCop, Hellboy, Men in Black, Spinal Tap and Raising Arizona. Oh and like a million others.

I listen mostly to hardrock/punk and my all time favorite band is The Ramones. I also love Green Day, Social Distortion, Bad Religion, Offspring, AC/DC, stuff like that.

I love Mexican food the most. Burritos are the foundation of my diet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family
2. Friends
3. Caffeine
4. Music
5. Something to read
6. Video games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Could you make cookies by putting chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream in the oven?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering why I ate so much again.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cry a single, manly tear every time I see the ending of Saving Private Ryan.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're looking for a friendly guy with a good sense of humor and an extensive knowledge of dinosaurs.