heyitswill
27 Rancho Cordova, CA
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
heyitswill
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I don't like going on adventures, I like going on naps.

I'm just stumbling through life, one awkward human interaction at a time.

After having my share of romantic misadventures, I thought I'd try online dating. I'm looking for someone I can just be me around.

I'm a pretty easygoing guy, I don't bring a lot of drama and I'm not hard to get along with.

I'm equally comfortable discussing existential philosophy as I am explaining what my favorite episodes of The Simpsons are.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm a substitute teacher. I'm getting ready to go back to school soon to become a high school teacher.
I’m really good at
Drawing, telling the difference between butter and I-can't-believe-it's-not-butter, bringing up Hitler at inappropriate times, and quoting Seinfeld.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I'm going through their stuff.

My friends tell me I have a Parks and Rec era Chris Pratt vibe going for me. Not the super sexy Jurassic World Chris Pratt vibe though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite series is either George RR Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire" or Dan Simmon's "Hyperion Cantos." I'm a huge fan of the classics by HG Wells and HP Lovecraft. I'm also really into the short fiction of Philip K. Dick. Of course Frank Herbert's "Dune" is a favorite as well. I really dug "I Am Legend" by Richard Matheson, I love Michael Crichton novels like "Timeline" and "Eaters of the Dead." Robert Charles Wilson's novel "Spin" is among my favorites as well. Just recently I read "Gates of Fire" by Steven Pressfield and it rocked my world.

Jurassic World was spectacular! My top 5 favorite movies are 1) Jurassic Park 2) Men in Black 3) Tremors 4) Robocop and 5) Independence Day. like science fiction and action movies the most but I'll watch anything as long as it's good.

My favorite band of all time is The Ramones. I also love Green Day, Social Distortion, Bad Religion, Offspring, Millencolin, AC/DC, stuff like that. Hard rock/punk.

I love Mexican food the most. Burritos are the foundation of my diet.
The six things I could never do without
1. My family
2. Friends
3. Caffeine
4. Music
5. Something to read
6. Q-Tips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I've ever eaten an egg that came from a chicken I also ate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wondering why I ate so much again.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had a Lion King toy purse as a boy.
You should message me if
If you're looking for a friendly guy with a good sense of humor and an extensive knowledge of dinosaurs.
More