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lolnothingmtters

25 M Ridgewood, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:35pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I try to eat healthy but I also really like pizza and chocolate and snacks. I drink a lot of coffee. I have two tattoos, they are both pretentious and I will probably get more and they will probably also be pretentious. I really like naps.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I write words on the Internet for money.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Netflix.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Honestly I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- Speedboat
- Moby-Dick; Or, The Whale
- Blood Meridian
- Journalist and the Murderer
- The House of the Spirits

- Blade Runner
- In Bruges
- There Will Be Blood

- I watch *a lot* of TV

- Kendrick Lamar
- Fugazi
- St. Vincent
- Ratking
- The Stooges
- James Brown

- Pizza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- bike
- The New Yorker
- Precise V5 Extra Fine rolling-ball pen
- the em-dash
- another cup of coffee
- Kanye West
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Money. Glory. Power.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In bed by midnight.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once participated in a naked yoga class for a story.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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