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26 El Paso, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:45pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Christianity, and very serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hey there, everyone. My name's Michael. I'm not particularly good at describing myself, but I'll go ahead and try. So here's me. I just moved back here after being away for a few years for school, but I'd like to get out there and meet new people to keep from going stir crazy.
Anyway, I'm a bit of a goof. I love being outside, so you'll often find me in the mountains. I moved back here hoping to some work for the government, as I figure that if you're going to do something, it might as well be to help people. I enjoy singing, playing guitar, and really anything music related. I am a snark afficionado, with a special affection for sass. And If you want to know more, go ahead and ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I'm a newly minted lawyer, fresh out of law school, which means most of my time is spent panicking and waiting for the phone to ring. I'm hoping to go into the district attorney's office as a prosecutor, but for now I've just opened my own office.
Beyond that? Somehow my life has turned into one big episode of Cheers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cracking wise, playing guitar, useless trivia, poking holes in arguments, climbing on top of things, drunk karaoke, being really bad at dancing
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my hair. It's super gold. And it's sort of longish right now. I stand out in a crowd. Also, I have crazy blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Infinite Jest, Light in August, A Song of Ice and Fire, Birdsong, The Road
Shows: Firefly, The Wire, Community, Arrested Development, The X-Files, The Daily Show, The Venture Bros, Archer, Parks and Rec, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Star Trek
Movies: The Godfather, The Princess Bride, Star Wars, Memento, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Zoolander, Blue Velvet
Music: Stevie Ray Vaughan, BB King, David Bowie, No More Kings, Tears for Fears, Jonathan Coulton, Alanis Morissette
Games: Red Dead Redemption, Uncharted 2, Portal, Skyrim, Borderlands
Food: steak.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My computer, my family, my affable demeanor, one of my guitars, beer, affordable fast food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
case law and cats.

Also, the zombie apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Netflix, the unshakeable bonds of friendship, or hanging out a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm secretly Batman.
You should message me if
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You should definitely message me if you're awesome. Please be funny, and please don't be a jerk. If your idea of a good time involves a combination of food, drinks, sightseeing, good tv, and climbing on top of things you're not supposed to climb, I get the feeling we will get along very well. But if you want specifics, I'd love to find someone who cares about what they do, that takes themselves seriously, but not too seriously, and who has an eye for the world around them. If that's sounds like you, I'd love to hear from you.