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heyo205

28 M Reseda, CA

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Straight
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Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
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Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm super lonely. Nobody has ever attempted to set me up with anyone. Pretty depressing thing to realize and then ponder the meaning of for a while. What I take it to mean is that people, including some that have known me all my life, could not, in good faith, tell someone that I was somebody that they might like to meet. Nobody can vouch for me. I am unvouchable. Yes, I know unvouchable isn't a word.
What I’m doing with my life
Being a mooch. Occupying my brain by having a laser beam focus on shit that doesn't matter while actively avoiding thinking about anything to do with being an adult human being.

Update: I've recently lucked into having a job handed to me, so I may be slightly less moochy going forward.
I’m really good at
Being a mooch.
The first things people usually notice about me
My face. And then the flood of awkwardness that pours out from deep within my soul. Also that I probably seem kind of standoffish in general. In my head I'm probably imagining that it makes me seem kind of mysterious or something, but I'm sure I just come off like a weirdo.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How depressing my position in life is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Despite my own delusions I would be a terrible partner. Even if I did have my shit together that would still be the case. You don't get to be my age and have my lack of experience with women and not develop some serious hangups. I would end up being clingy, and nobody likes that. I'm a kissless virgin. That's a lie, I'm just a virgin. Such a fucking virgin. I have no friends and when I say that I mean there isn't a person on this planet that I'm not related to that I socialize with.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
I wouldn't message me.