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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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Last online
Jul 11
My self-summary
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I'm a straight up loser. I'm super lonely. Nobody has ever attempted to set me up with anyone. Pretty depressing thing to realize and then ponder the meaning of for a while. What I take it to mean is that people, including some that have known me all my life, could not, in good faith, tell someone that I was somebody that they might like to meet. Nobody can vouch for me. I am unvouchable. Yes, I know unvouchable isn't a word.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being a mooch. Occupying my brain by having a laser beam focus on shit that doesn't matter while actively avoiding thinking about anything to do with being an adult human being.

Update: I've recently lucked into having a job handed to me, so I may be slightly less moochy going forward.
I’m really good at
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Being a mooch.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My face. And then the flood of awkwardness that pours out from deep within my soul. Also that I probably seem kind of standoffish in general. In my head I'm probably imagining that it makes me seem kind of mysterious or something, but I'm sure I just come off like a weirdo. I'm a fidget.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How depressing my position in life is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pity partying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Despite my own delusions I would be a terrible partner. Even if I did have my shit together that would still be the case. You don't get to be my age and have my lack of experience with women and not develop some serious hangups. I would end up being clingy, and nobody likes that. I'm a kissless virgin. That's a lie, I'm just a virgin. Such a fucking virgin. I have no friends and when I say that I mean there isn't a person on this planet that I'm not related to that I socialize with.
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