Likes: dogs, Curb, gelato, hummus, The Avett Brothers, hot sauce, Bill Murray, tight jeans on girls

Dislikes: cats, pEoPlE wHO tYPe LIke tHIS, purposefully misspelled words (i.e. kewl), LOL, brb, mushrooms, Ed Hardy everything, tight jeans on guys

Easy-going LA native. Half white, half Israeli, full Jew.

Other fun facts:
-cold pizza > hot pizza > luke warm pizza < Luke Skywalker
-On the eve of October 31st, 2005, I may or may not have persuaded the entire SF subway car to sing "Can You Paint With All the Colors of the Wind" whilst dressed as Pocahontas.

Ideally, I'd like to meet someone who I can joke and be silly with (and think it's kind of funny when people trip) but will still hold the door open for me (read: be a gentleman). A best friend whose bones you want to jump on a regular basis.

I invented post-its.

Nope, not really a paper supplies heiress. I work at a digital media company. It's pretty cool.

lots of things, none of which include parallel parking

This is an awkward question.

-Kurt Vonnegut
-David Sedaris
-Chuck Klosterman
-George Saunders
-Good Night Moon
-The Phantom Tollbooth

-Jaws
-Godfather
-Singing in the Rain
-8 1/2
-Tim Burton (well, not all)
-Woody Allen
-80's classics

-Parks and Rec
-Arrested Development
-Family Guy
-Modern Family
-Community
-Rocko's Modern Life

-The Avett Brothers
-Edwarde Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros
-Band of Horses
-David Bowie
-Queen
-Kid Cudi
-The Flaming Lips
-Frank Sinatra

I'm kind of a picky eater....but I promise I'm not annoying about it. Pinky promise.

Sports stuff -I'll watch any sport live but soccer is the only sport I can watch on TV and not die of boredom. If you gotta watch your games, no worries but I'm taking a nap. Hope your team defeats the other team!

lots of things.

I'm on here (yes, I'm a self-loathing okcupider)

Also, I got a spray tan....and LIKED IT! Oh man, that felt good to get off my chest.

you're cool and funny. Jewish is a plus but negotiable. Tall is a plus (I'm 5'8 with heels) but negotiable.

I probably won't respond if:
-Your profile is empty. Kind of reads "put the lotion in the basket."
-Ab shots in the bathroom mirror. Action ab shots I'll allow but we all know what you're doing...
-You're over 35. Yes, age is but a number. But I like 35. It's a good number.
-You have somewhere written in your profile, "I work hard and party harder" without a tinge of sarcasm. Overly judge-y? Probably. Too bad, don't be lame.