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heystretch

35 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Well hello, thanks for stopping by. I'm a photo-taking, record collecting, Film Forum haunting, animal adoring, incurably optimistic, Anglophilic, semi-aquatic Brooklyn gal.

Partial to classic film, quality music, art, sailing, kayaking, swimming, traveling, yoga, cooking, reading, writing. Farmers markets, flea markets, antique shops, record shops... hanging out in nature, talking to animals. Love to find the less traveled parts of the usual places. And I always do, go me.

I'm an incurable coffee snob. Otherwise not at all snobby.

A few of my best memories: Hitchhiking around England, sleeping in a field on Beachy Head, 2 weeks of nocturnal photography in Paris, Sailing in the Caribbean, playing with miniature deer on Big Pine Key, eating pasta in Positano, swimming with sea turtles in the Virgin Islands.

Want to help me continue the adventure? Sure you do.

I spend a lot of time out east on Long Island in the summer, if you do too maybe we can hang out there.
What I’m doing with my life
For work I'm a photographer/photography teacher. But I'm also finishing up my nutrition degree and look forward to starting work as a nutrition writer for a pretty fantastic foundation mid- autumn.

And in general, helping the world become a better place. Reading a lot. Cleaning up the parks & beaches. Photographing. Blogging. Research. Figuring out where to live next. Making exponential numbers of stellar friends.
Also a never ending cycle of: Dance, injure, heal, repeat. I know how to have a good time.
I’m really good at
karaoke contests

various comical accents

grammar

hula hooping

raising one eyebrow (not so much the other one)

keeping plants alive and well

harmonizing

trivia contests (minus the sports)
The first things people usually notice about me
Most likely that I'm about 97% gams.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies:
Hitchcock, Kitchen Sink (british new wave,) screwball comedies (faves are Bringing up Baby, The Philadelphia Story, The Lady Eve, The Palm Beach Story) Noir, French New Wave,The Archers... basically all classic film.
And nearly anything British on the big or small screen, preferably in period costume.

Books: I heart reading. I prefer the non-fictional variety, but also have a big soft spot for classic lit (particularly British- big surprise there.) Recent reads include: (Fieldings') Tom Jones, The Unnatural History of the Sea, Agent Zigzag, Double Cross, Twelve Years a Slave, Under the Banner of Heaven, Just Kids. Lately I'm hooked on WW2 history.

Music: The Small Faces, The Kinks, The Who, The Pretty Things, The Jam, Northern Soul, old blues. The Smiths, 90s Britpop, Led Zeppelin, Bowie, Old skool hiphop, this could go on infinitely. Guess the theme here is, I like old things.
The six things I could never do without
1. movies
2. library card
3. my favorite Podcasts
4. nature
5. killer music
6. my soaker tub - my prized possesion.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why 80% of internet men believe that The Shawshank Redemption was the greatest movie ever made?
On a typical Friday night I am
Generally dancing at a soul night in Bklyn. Or some other shenanigans.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My telomeres are longer than yours.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are successful at making people laugh, a lot. You're passionate about at least one thing. You have a conscience and use it. OR if you want to teach me to play an instrument. (except tambourine, I'm already killer at that.)

Full disclosure, I'm a teeny bit older than my profile says. I know, I know, but a couple years is the difference between getting messages from octogenarians and more age-appropriate people. My photos are current, fwiw. I'm proud of my years, but just trying to even out the pitfalls of online dating algorithms.