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heystretch

34 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Unlike everyone else you've read about, I'm an avid reader, I don't have TV and I'm the best darn kisser on the Internet. Also I'm just as comfy in jeans and a T-shirt as I am in a Burka.

Things I like: classic film, good music, art, sailing, kayaking, swimming, traveling, dancing, yoga, cooking, reading, writing. Exploring: farmers markets, flea markets, antique shops, record shops... hanging out in nature, talking to animals. Good coffee. (why is it such a rarity in this country???)

Spent a couple of the best years of life in the UK, (thus my bone dry sense of humor. What? You didn't realize I was attempting humor in that opening paragraph? Shocking.) Hoping someday to spend more time living in other exciting places outside of this city. Which I happen to dig, but, you know, yolo! I grew up on a sailboat, so I love the ocean- I harbor fantasies of sailing the world or living on a remote island in the Florida Keys. And yet I'm still in NYC just fantasizing.

Undoubtedly you believe that as a vegan, my goal is to burn the contents of your refrigerator and wardrobe shortly before forcefeeding you flax seeds. Not gonna happen. In reality I'm just trying to do my own thing, while leaving as tiny a footprint as I can. So yeah, don't fear the V word.
What I’m doing with my life
Helping the world become a better place. Reading a lot. Cleaning up the parks & beaches. Photographing. Blogging. Research. Figuring out where to live next. Making exponential numbers of stellar friends.
Also a never ending cycle of: Dance, injure, heal, repeat. I know how to have a good time.

I work as a photographer/photography teacher. But I'm also studying to be a nutritionist.
I’m really good at
karaoke contests

various comical accents

grammar

raising one eyebrow (not so much the other one)

keeping plants alive and well

harmonizing

fixing a bad haircut with eyebrow scissors

creating biology illustrations

compartmentalizing

trivia contests (minus the sports)

following a recipe to the ounce and minute/fixing a recipe that is obviously a train wreck

driving on one lane roads

Jenga
The first things people usually notice about me
Most likely that I'm about 97% gams.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies:
kitchen sink (british new wave,) screwball comedies (faves are Bringing up Baby, The Philadelphia Story, The Lady Eve, The Palm Beach Story) Noir, French New Wave,The Archers... basically all classic film.
And nearly anything British on the big or small screen, preferably in period costume.

Books: I heart reading. I prefer the non-fictional variety, but also have a big soft spot for classic lit (particularly British- big surprise there.) Other recent reads include: The Unnatural History of the Sea, Agent Zigzag, Twelve Years a Slave, Under the Banner of Heaven, Just Kids. Lately I'm hooked on WW2 history.

Music: The Small Faces, The Kinks, The Who, The Pretty Things, northern soul, old blues. The Smiths, 90s Britpop, Led Zeppelin, The Magnetic Fields, Bowie, Old skool hiphop, this could go on infinitely. Guess the theme here is, I like old things.
The six things I could never do without
1. movies
2. library card
3. my favorite Podcasts
4. nature
5. killer music
6. my soaker tub - my prized possesion.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why are animals 75% cuter whilst eating?

How will I survive if the Sriacha factory closes? (no, for reals, that's ACTUALLY in the realm of possibilities!)
On a typical Friday night I am
Generally dancing at a soul night in Bklyn. Or some other shenanigans.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My telomeres are longer than yours.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are successful at making people laugh till crying. You're passionate about at least one thing. You have a modicum of conscience, minimum. Beyond that, I'll leave it up to you.