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26 Asheville, NC Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:34pm
Body Type
Mostly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English, German (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm off the wall, goofy, light hearted, never happy unless I'm laughing, but occasionally cynical with a bit of confrontation thrown in the mix to keep things interesting. I work hard but enjoy being a lazy piece of crap sometimes.

"Ball so hard, mothafuckas tryin to find me." -Waldo
What I’m doing with my life
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Werkin, twerkin, and doin finance stuff. Ill probably get my MBA in a few years. Lifting, Autocross and cruising the parkway in my free time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Power napping, running, thinking hypothetically, getting distracted, deadlifting, distracting others and remembering random/odd facts. Random knowledge of cars. Oh, and saying whatever thought/inappropriate joke pops into my head.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ill swagger and hood knowledge. And how absolutely white I am. Not sure, but I have on occasion been characterized as 'functionally weird'. I take a bit of pride in that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies - Too much to list, but to name a few: Birdman, Apocalypse Now, Alien, Step Brothers, Dallas Buyers Club, Star Wars, Brazil, Dear Zachary, Team America, Enron: Smartest guys in the room, and tons of others. I am very adenturous and willing to see anything no matter how obscure. No musicals.

Some TV shows: Top Gear, Walking Dead, The Wire, The Americans, Louie, The Office, ATHF, Superjail, Rick and Morty, House of Cards, and more.

Music - Industrial, most metal, underground rap, electronic, drum-n-bass, trap, Katy Perry... Most anything except country. I only like that when I'm drunk.

Books - The only reading material that comes to mind are car repair manuals. Even then, I generally disregard them. I wish I wasn't so lazy, otherwise I would read more.

Food - Anything. I'm not even kidding. Indian, Sushi, Chinese, Thai, Couscous, Mexican, southern BBQ, lasagna, anything with cheese, the list goes on. But on top of it all has to be Korean BBQ. Maybe not olives...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Orange Juice, Music, Friends, Socks, Bad Jokes, Football, cars and Beer. Thats 8, and the only reason I know that is because I put it into a spreadsheet and counted it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not I forgot something.

And how a day in my life is sometimes like an episode of Louie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out or hanging out. I'm trying to sample every beer in Asheville.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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99% of all girly drinks taste great, and anyone else who denies that is a fucking liar.

I also enjoy making myself laugh. Not out of being conceited, but I just crack myself up.
You should message me if
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You want to help me drink beers or go cruising.

If you are funny (or think you are funny); especially if you think you can match my swagger.

If you have a picture throwing a sideways peace sign and a duck-face, I'd prefer you meet the back of my hand first.

Somewhere between INTJ and ENFP.