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26 Asheville, NC Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:20pm
Body Type
Mostly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm off the wall, goofy, light hearted, never happy unless I'm laughing, but occasionally cynical with a bit of confrontation thrown in the mix to keep things interesting. I have my goals, ambition, disorganization and procrastination - all in varying amounts. Ever since I was little, I've always liked meeting new and different people. Some of my best friends are my complete opposites, as the way it should be.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've recently moved to Asheville from Michigan for my job and just getting to know the area. I graduated from Michigan State with a degree in Finance and looking to get my MBA in the near future.

I am fairly ambitious in my career, but there are things that I have learned from others and over time which allowed me to recognize and enjoy the small things, as well as life outside of work. I thoroughly enjoy what I'm doing, but I'm not comfortable doing the same thing forever.

Having a diverse experience and forcing yourself into new and unfamiliar situations is important. This applies to my professional as well as in general.

I've already been to Germany, England, France, but I'm hoping to do more travelling in the future. I've got a few places left to go before I get too old, and I'd like to visit them sooner rather than later.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Napping, running, thinking hypothetically, getting distracted, distracting others and remembering random/odd facts.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My ill swagger and hood knowledge. And how absoluyely white I am. Not sure, but I have on occasion been characterized as 'functionally weird'. I take a bit of pride in that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies - Too much to list. Depends on when you ask me. I am very adenturous and willing to see anything no matter how obscure. NO MUSICALS.

Music - Industrial, most metal, underground rap, electronic, drum-n-bass, Katy Perry... Most anything except country. I only like that when I'm drunk.

Books - The only reading material that comes to mind are car repair manuals. Even then, I generally disregard them.

Food - Anything. I'm not even kidding. Indian, Sushi, Chinese, Thai, Couscous, Mexican, southern BBQ, lasagna, anything with cheese, the list goes on. But on top of it all has to be Korean BBQ. Maybe not olives...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Orange Juice, Music, Friends, Socks, Bad Jokes and Cars in no particular order. Oh, and Beer (yeah, that's seven).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not I forgot something.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out or hanging out. I'm trying to sample every beer in Asheville.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
99% of all girly drinks taste great, and anyone else who denies that is a fucking liar.

I also enjoy making myself laugh. Not out of being conceited, but I just crack myself up.
You should message me if
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I shouldn't have to say whether or not you should talk to me. But, coming from someone who used World of Warcraft in a job interview and actually got it, I can be quite the charming conversationalist.

If you are funny (or think you are funny); especially if you think you can match my swagger.