30 Mountain View, CA
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My self-summary
OK back from Hawaii. Don't worry I'll still 🐢 you if you 🐳 me
In Hawaii til Feb 5. I'll 🐢 you if you 🐳 me
Oh also I don't have A-List so I won't see if you like me. Just feel free to message me! I still respond to all messages. And it's fine if you just say "hey" or "hi" :)
Signed up for Fetlife! Since I'm just looking for sexy times now, figured I'd mention that here. Come find me: heytyler
January '16 update: I have long hair now (a bit longer than my profile photo). Why didn't anyone tell me you end up eating your hair all the time when it's this long
June update: dropped out right away again. Back again. Limited time offer? No that sounds gross, and dumb.
To the moooooooooooon 🚀
Still not looking for relationships.
September update: Holy crap I'm back on here and wow this is outdated. I'm *not* looking for anything serious right now, just some fun, unless you have a husky then I will serious the shit out of you. But I'm... not going to edit all this. I think it'll be more fun to see it with old and new. I also promise to still be brutally honest to everyone who messages me. wheeeee
January '14 update: Gonna try something new -- gonna respond to every single message I get, no matter what. I'm not a fan of "write something creative" or "get my attention" caveats in profiles. Seems to me that's people hiding behind not wanting to offend someone else. So here's the deal: if you send me a message I promise two things: 1) to respond, and 2) to be brutally honest about what I'm thinking.
December '13 update: Reactivated my account now that I have some personal time again. I'm now responding a lot less often. Everyone on here is so nice but I am starting a company and to be straight I just really know what I want — here's the skinny:
- I actually don't read profiles really thoroughly, I like to get to know someone in person. If you're my type then let's skip all the chatting and meet for coffee.
- I surround myself with ambitious people. I want an ambitious partner. You don't need to be a rock climber (like everyone else on OKC) or a CEO. Ambition comes in many forms.
- I want a confident partner. I'm a firm believer in "Only when you're happy with yourself can you be happy in a relationship." And I realize age is not always a factor in knowing one's self.

Also feel free to say hi just because, or if something in my profile really piqued your interest. Just know that if you're not looking for a relationship we're probably not going to meet up.

Originally from Minnesota, moved to SF a few years ago and love every day in it. I moved to SF for the ocean, bay, and the startup scene and never looked back. I'll always love the Midwest but I consider SF my home.

I love my job, which makes life tough because I'm definitely a fan of traveling. I studied abroad in Greece, Turkey, China, and Japan in college and I still get out of the country at least once a year, whether to Spain, Thailand, or cheating by going to Hawaii.
What I’m doing with my life
Spent the last few years out of the dating pool and focusing on myself. I was an early employee at a fairly veteran startup (oxymoron?) and currently am starting my own company. And I have an ambitious side project or two.

I try to get out on or near the water as much as I can. The best option is sailing but walking down the Embarcadero or biking over the bridge to Sausalito for a day trip are never bad choices either. I live in Oakland/Lake Merritt right now.
The first things people usually notice about me
Honestly have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The six things I could never do without
The ocean
The sun
Friends and family
Good passions: people, sex, causes, movies, sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Giving everyone the ability to live as long as they want as healthily as they want
The ocean
More space
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing Cards Against Humanity
Movie marathon
Playing beach volleyball
Considering finally getting an Alaskan Husky
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Life is extremely short and I've had some experiences over the past several years which have reminded me of that. That's always on the top of my mind so I'm looking to make every day count.
You should message me if
You like the cut of my jib.

Or if you have a killer beach volleyball serve and are looking for a pick-up game (I don't actually play that often, I just really love the sport).