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59 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 53–63
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
And the truth shall set you free......

I have really been putting off writing this essay. Lots of people spend a good deal of time crafting the perfect profile with the hopes of attracting the perfect companion. It's a bit absurd isn't it?

Still, experiencing new people and finding someone to share life's intimacies with is a very good thing. So, this is something I have to do, like taking out the garbage on Sunday and Wednesday nites. Guess I could appeal to some Cyrano. Yea, here's an idea: "I'll advertise for a ghost writer!" There must be a lady or two on okCupid willing to get to know me and then write my profile. What could be better than a ghost-written profile?

Wait, wait a minute....I have a better idea. Maybe having an 'ex' write the profile would be more revealing? Yea, yea that's it- if nothing else then you would get the sympathy date. Potential matches would say: "He can't be as bad as all that. She must be a real ----- (five letter word)!" How about a website devoted to matches made by peoples 'exes'(did I spell that right?).

Or I could have the neighbor down the street, the barista who makes my Grande Dragon at Starstruck every morning or the local friendly bartender(might be tip dependent) put pen to paper. You know what; maybe I'll just cool it for a while. Anyway, please contact me if you have any suggestions for my dilemma. And I’ll keep thinking about what I want to say. Slàinte.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Following my dreams.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking sideways.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The twinkle in my eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really liked Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter. Also that movie with; you know; not De Niro; the other guy that looks like him with what's her name; you know she always plays that part.....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the dawn
my family and children
serving a purpose greater than my own
a great red
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to spend a lot less time thinking
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
When exactly, I mean are we talking 5:30PM. I could be in the shower getting ready to go out at 5:30PM. Why should I be telling that to my prespective date. Come on here aren't we getting a little too personal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, let me tell you I actually wear.........
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. You can help me write my profile.
2. Anything I said makes sense to you.
3. You don't have an 'ex' hanging around.
4. Can give and take.