Polyamorous married woman in an open relationship. Would love to find friends with benefits. I live in Frederick and work in Rockville. I would love to find kindred spirits. I want to have a good time! I'd prefer other people who are positive but with a morbid sense of humor - I have a huge dose of both! :P
I don't see the "Likes" so if you like me, speak up.
I'm a hedonist who recently stopped rolling with the localish BDSM crowd. I have a lot of S&M in my personal skill set but I'm finding myself less attracted to dominant men. (I have one myself already, thanks! ;) And more than a few present in my life as friends). I'm finding myself much more attracted to curious vanilla men, women, or couples, submissive women, not overly submissive men (negotiation is key here), and dominant couples (again, negotiation is key). Unfortunately, what I don't have is a lot of time. A career that includes being up at 5 and home at 6:30 M-F with very little down time during my work day for things like return texting etc, doesn't make for any sort of stable long term top half of a D/s relationship - SO more short term casual it shall be! But at least I'm being up front!
I enjoy fantasy fulfillment so let's talk about that! >=} What does that mean? Exactly what it sounds like, though it does Not mean I'm down to do anything or whatever. It means I enjoy creating pleasurable experiences for other people, especially if they're things you've been dreaming about doing.
You'll notice I don't drink/smoke/do any drugs. Nope. I don't. I don't care if you do at all as long as you don't care if I don't. What you see here *waves a hand around* this is quite enough vice for me. >=} And I enjoy it. ;) Thank you.
My husband is here under unwieldysquig. However, he has been away from his profile for a long while after finding his lovely girl about 8 months ago. :) <3
A decent sense of dark, sarcastic humor
My sense of wonder and gratitude (yes, despite the dark, sarcastic humor - they can, in fact, coexist ;) )
A damn fine cup of coffee! - but it could be tea... most of the time it's iced chai for me, actually (Yeah, I know. I ruined a perfectly good Twin Peaks reference.)
Smart ass answers and smartassery in general