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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:52pm
6′ 4″ (1.94m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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Hello and welcome to my online dating profile. Before we begin, I want to personally thank you for finding my pictures handsome enough to click on my name and hope that you enjoy your stay. If you clicked here by accident, that's okay too I'm not judgemental or anything.
What I’m doing with my life
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I juggle being a twitter celebrity with working in Chelsea in sports and entertainment. Basically, I get paid to watch to watch television all day which to be honest is like hitting the cosmic jackpot. I'm also in the process of writing a novel which will make me rich and famous beyond my wildest dreams (note: previous results do not guarantee a similar outcome)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Connect Four (seriously, you will never win I'm sorry), mixing drinks, cooking, yelling at tourists
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My tastes are constantly evolving and changing, right now my music playlist includes Titus Andronicus, Japandroids, Frank Turner, Fucked Up, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Springsteen, Rolling Stones, The National, LCD Soundsystem, Nirvana, and Gaslight Anthem.

I don't really watch any TV anymore, and I can't remember the last movie I've seen in a theater was but I suppose The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, and The Simpsons would be my favorite TV shows while The Godfather, Bicycle Thief, and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest for movies. I'd much rather read, my favorite books include The Great Gatsby, Ulysses, Siddhartha, The Sun Also Rises, On the Road, Slaughterhouse Five, and Cat's Cradle.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Art. Without art, there is no expression and a sicker and sadder world.
2) Music. By extension of the first, from joy to abject sorrow it is an expression of the soul.
3) Love. Any kind of love -- a love for friends, family, a dog or cat, a love for life and a love for the self.
4) The subway. A passageway to anywhere in the city, ripe for unplanned exploring
5) A good, stiff drink. Sometimes you just need to unwind and relax.
6) Hope. Without that, how can anyone look forward to the good the future will bring?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a show. At a bar. At work. Writing. Cooking. Reading. Thinking.
You should message me if
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You want to talk or whatever.