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hi_madness
25 / M / straight / Single
Parkville, Maryland
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
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- Height
- 6' 1" (1.85m).
- Body Type
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- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
- Smokes
- When drinking
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it
- Sign
- Taurus but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Education / Academia
- Income
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- Kids
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- Pets
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- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am right-handed, luau, and pagnostic.
My Self-Summary
Oh my goodness, I've been living on the east coast for a decade...
this is starting to get a little out of hand.
I am a pagnostic, which is a silly half-religion that I have just made up. Let me know if you're interested in joining.
I firmly believe that pineapples are the key to eternal happiness and peace on Earth.
Stonehenge is easily the most powerful place that I have been to yet.
I've never visited South America, but Macchu Picchu calls to me in my sleep.
Someday I'd like to operate a subsistence farm.
Favorite quote: "If music be the food of love, play on."
I'd like to coach football.
I have brown eyes.
I am exceptionally poor.
I'm about to participate in my second National Novel Writing Month.
I'm not really convinced that these things summarize me very well, but I'm not about to change it.
I am a pagnostic, which is a silly half-religion that I have just made up. Let me know if you're interested in joining.
I firmly believe that pineapples are the key to eternal happiness and peace on Earth.
Stonehenge is easily the most powerful place that I have been to yet.
I've never visited South America, but Macchu Picchu calls to me in my sleep.
Someday I'd like to operate a subsistence farm.
Favorite quote: "If music be the food of love, play on."
I'd like to coach football.
I have brown eyes.
I am exceptionally poor.
I'm about to participate in my second National Novel Writing Month.
I'm not really convinced that these things summarize me very well, but I'm not about to change it.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in school working on my teaching degree. I'm still trying to
decide if I want to pursue coaching full-time, or part-time in
concordance with teaching high school. It is a difficult decision
that I won't be able to make until I get back into coaching next
year.
Overall, what I'm doing with my life is having fun.
Overall, what I'm doing with my life is having fun.
I’m really good at
answering unnecessarily open-ended questions...?
I can play the ukulele. Does that count?
Not wearing my shortest shorts to short short parties...
I can play the ukulele. Does that count?
Not wearing my shortest shorts to short short parties...
Editors
The first things people usually notice about me
My legs go on and on for days.
Um, probably my hair. It's long and curly, though no longer as long as it is in the pictures. That, or the fact that I laugh a lot.
Um, probably my hair. It's long and curly, though no longer as long as it is in the pictures. That, or the fact that I laugh a lot.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
books: anything by Tom Robbins, William Shakespeare, or
Dr. Seuss;
nonfiction from Houston Smith; His Dark Materials
trilogy; and Harry Potter is awesome.
movies: I enjoy pretty much every kind of movie, from retarded stoner movies to sci-fi and action to those really really great indie movies, you know the ones I mean. Probably the only genre I never really got into was horror. However, I don't really see movies as often as I like... That being said, my current top five is Lost In Translation, The Frisco Kid, The Princess Bride, Star Wars, and Casablanca. Oh, and Harry Potter is awesome.
music: I like music a lot, but I won't pretend like I have some kind of unrivaled collection of shit you've never heard of. My favorite band is Neutral Milk Hotel and it probably always will be. I also particularly enjoy Imogen Heap/Frou Frou, Modest Mouse, They Might Be Giants, The Beatles, Billie, Broken Social Scene, Viva Voce, Flaming Lips, Tegan and Sara, Robbers on High Street, Guster, Fountains of Wayne, M Ward, Less Than Jake, Elbow, The White Stripes, The Strokes, and several dozen others I am too lazy to name right now.
food: japanese (SUSHI! omnomnom), mexican, chinese, american, italian, and yes, Harry Potter is still awesome.
movies: I enjoy pretty much every kind of movie, from retarded stoner movies to sci-fi and action to those really really great indie movies, you know the ones I mean. Probably the only genre I never really got into was horror. However, I don't really see movies as often as I like... That being said, my current top five is Lost In Translation, The Frisco Kid, The Princess Bride, Star Wars, and Casablanca. Oh, and Harry Potter is awesome.
music: I like music a lot, but I won't pretend like I have some kind of unrivaled collection of shit you've never heard of. My favorite band is Neutral Milk Hotel and it probably always will be. I also particularly enjoy Imogen Heap/Frou Frou, Modest Mouse, They Might Be Giants, The Beatles, Billie, Broken Social Scene, Viva Voce, Flaming Lips, Tegan and Sara, Robbers on High Street, Guster, Fountains of Wayne, M Ward, Less Than Jake, Elbow, The White Stripes, The Strokes, and several dozen others I am too lazy to name right now.
food: japanese (SUSHI! omnomnom), mexican, chinese, american, italian, and yes, Harry Potter is still awesome.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The places that I will go.
The people that I will meet.
The books that I will read.
Paganism. Agnosticism. Pagnosticism. Religions and spirituality, in general.
Football.
What the hell I'm going to do with my life.
The people that I will meet.
The books that I will read.
Paganism. Agnosticism. Pagnosticism. Religions and spirituality, in general.
Football.
What the hell I'm going to do with my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting off of work, then doing who knows what with god knows who.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
My invisible pet penguin
wants to take over the world and I am going to do nothing to stop
him. (He's promised me my very own remote South Pacific island. I
am going to name it Pineapplevania: The Delicious State.)
You should message me if
you know who (or where) Jeff Mangum is;
you want to help me stalk Natalie Portman (in a totally non-creepy way);
you actually are Natalie Portman (hi there!);
you think I am awesome;
and/or you want to give me a hug.
you want to help me stalk Natalie Portman (in a totally non-creepy way);
you actually are Natalie Portman (hi there!);
you think I am awesome;
and/or you want to give me a hug.
