So, this is the part where I'm supposed to lie and tell you that I'm perfect, right? Well, I'm not going to do that. But let's cover the basics ... I am steadily employed, I have a house, my car is paid for and I've never been arrested. There, you can breathe now.
I relocated here from California a few years ago. As a non-local, that means I have my teeth and I can speak intelligently. I spend a lot of time traveling for my job or in Charlotte because let's face it, there isn't much to do in Hickory. Yes, I have been asked if I am in the witness relocation program. The real story for another time...
I am "middle of the road" when it comes to politics. That means that I believe both Republicans and Democrats are equally capable of being incompetent. But seriously, I believe strongly in the power of choice. And while a certain lifestyle or act may violate my own beliefs, I don't believe it is my right to enforce my beliefs on someone else to take away their chance of happiness.
So if you are against gay marriage, against a woman's right to choose, and you plan on voting for Sarah Palin in the next election, you should probably stop reading right about now.
What am I looking for? If you are a laugh-riot to be around, can wield sarcasm naturally, you can have a conversation beyond your hair and shopping and you don't need a seat belt extender on a flight. I'm not looking for anything serious, just some good adult conversation at the end of the day over a glass of wine. If you're looking to get married I can set you up with my neighbor. He races lawn mowers.