33 Chiang Mai, Thailand
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My self-summary
Kicking ass and taking names.

I've lived all over the place. I grew up on the west coast, went to school in the south and stuck around for a bit, then decided to give the Midwest a spin.

Boredom is my very worst enemy. Whenever it creeps into my life I have to stir things up. Life's too short, y'know?

I listen to a lot of music. A lot.

***No I wasn't born in 76, I was born in 82. I chose 76 because it rhymed with hicx. I picked the name nearly two decades ago and I don't remember what I was thinking.***
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a writer and entrepreneur. I do everything online, which means I get to work wherever I want to. This week I might be in Chicago, next week Thailand.
I’m really good at
Being a Renaissance man
Driving like a damn adult
Identifying a song on the radio faster than Shazaam
Finding obscure new music
Bass guitar
Eating nachos (thats a lie, I'm messier than an infant eating a gazelle)
Dallas Mavericks
My online work
Hunting down a happy hour
Reading animals' minds
Punctuation...... ^
Video games
Creeping out the locals
Quoting movies
Making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm really tall.

Unless I have a mustard stain on my shirt. Then its the mustard stain.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books ==> Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Ender's Game, House of Leaves, 4 Hour Work Week, and many others. The insightful ones, the weird ones, and the inspirational ones, I suppose. I also like Stephen King.

Movies ==> There are too damn many to even begin listing.

Shows ==> Depends on what's on Netflix. Notable favorites: Futurama, Parks and Rec, Arrested Dev, Always Sunny, 30 Rock, IT Crowd. Battlestar Galactica changed my life. Metalocalypse may soon.

Food ==> I'm a part time health nut. I eat super clean the majority of the week, but Saturday is wheels off. I'll eat anything. You name it, I'll eat it. Seriously, it's a problem. A delicious problem... Also, nachos rule.

Music==> This may take awhile... At-the Drive In, Nirvana, Modest Mouse, Everclear, Radiohead, Wolf Parade, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Pantera, Violent Femmes, The xx, Blur, Oasis, Gorillaz, Mos Def, Tribe Called Quest, The Pharcyde, Black Star, Tom Petty, Beatles, Rolling Stones sukka, Rancid, The Clash, THE MISFITS, Dead Milkmen, Foo Fighters, Blink-182, The Drums, FIDLAR. *Hall and f'ing Oates* That's about 1/3 of them.
The six things I could never do without
A comfy bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My work
Proper comma usage
Where I'm headed next
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends on what city I'm in.

Usually involves beer and/or whiskey.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm beginning to think I'm borderline narcissistic. I'm not stuck up or anything, I just believe everyone I meet is probably a robot.

Haven't been proven wrong yet, so...
You should message me if
You have a life and enjoy it.
You have goals and act on them.
You have a sense of humor and don't take life too seriously.