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28 / F / bisexual / Available
Los Angeles, California
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 8" (1.72m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Casual sex
- Smokes
- Trying to quit
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Catholicism and somewhat serious about it
- Sign
- Libra and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from law school
- Job
- Law / Legal Services
- Income
- $250,000–$500,000
- Kids
- Dislikes children
- Pets
- Dislikes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), French (Fluently), German (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am sensual, brilliant, and lascivious.
My Self-Summary
My name is Svetlana. I'm a pureblood, headstrong Russian woman with
high ambitions and a beautiful mind. I am quadrilingual: fluent in
German, English, French, and Russian, although I am currently
studying Italian and trying to hone my limited understanding of the
language. I cover my face on a daily basis because my husband
applied acid to my lower jaw while I was sleeping. The damages
aren't life-threatening or even mildly debilitating; if anything,
they've made me expand my mind and develop a healthy sense of
tolerance toward my fellow mankind. If you're interested in
pursuing me in a romantic fashion, please be tolerant and
understand my shortcomings, both emotional and physical.
I am married, but find no shame in adultery.
I play the cello, harp and piano. I've heard my skills as a pianist are comparable to those of Chopin.
I am married, but find no shame in adultery.
I play the cello, harp and piano. I've heard my skills as a pianist are comparable to those of Chopin.
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated from Harvard Law and hold the coveted position of a
successful defense attorney. I have been donating copious amounts
of money to support Hillary Clinton's campaign. I am a strict
democrat, and the idea of a woman in office is exhilarating,
refreshing, and completely empowering. As a woman, I would love to
see my sisters in a position of irrefutable power.
I’m really good at
Reading people. Also, a few other things that I don't think are
appropriate to mention...
The first things people usually notice about me
My décolletage. I usually have it on display... I wear lots of
masks, ranging from glib health-oriented pieces to bright,
flamboyant works of art resembling the most festive Mardi Gras
masks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex. You.
On a typical Friday night I am
Meeting with Mensa members, modifying my new Porsche, expanding my
palate at the most innovative new restaurants. When I'm not eating
out, I'm preparing my own meals: I am an excellent cook and am more
than willing to concoct a gourmet delicacy for anyone willing to
share my company.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Because of the hardships I have had to endure in this life, I've
recently found myself regressing back to a happier time. I have a
very childish side, and sometimes like to dress up as a toddler and
have older men take care of me. Not in a sexual manner, of course;
I want my newfound youth to be innocent and pure. Please keep this
in mind if you're interested in starting a relationship with me.
You should message me if
You are willing to look beyond physical beauty. What I lack in my
face I make up for in knowledge, strength, compassion and success.
