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highlyevolved42

43 M Melbourne, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a sex positive feminist leftie.

I just got aircon tonight!

I believe the finest thing a person can do is forgive.

Admitting you're wrong is very liberating. I have strong opinions and welcome when they're challenged. I find it hard to admit when I'm wrong but will in the face of evidence and be thankful that I've learned something.

Ok I have an inappropriate sense of humour. I make dad jokes and really wrong jokes and shocking jokes. I love that bit in family guy where Brian felt compelled to lick the 2 collapsed/dissolved clones.

I'm in the 1% of Australians that laughed at the Chasers skit about giving terminally ill children a stick instead of trips to Disneyland, coz they're gonna die anyway.
That does not mean I'm mean to sick kids. It was so shocking you had to laugh.

I'm nice to animals. Last week my beautiful golden retriever x lab went under for a procedure and I was in tears as I left him.

Why do women keep saying they are the only ones who can multi task? I can do two things at once....whatever it is I'm doing and think about sex.....especially if that thing is looking at porn online.
What I’m doing with my life
Living like a boss.......Not really I saw one of the cool kids say that on the interwebs.

Negotiating traffic......fines.

Getting a custom malibu surfboard made!
I’m really good at
Being funny
Playing cricket
Trivia

I've never done stand up but I could work up a good 2 minutes.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tattoos
Smile
Cheeky glint in the eye.
Inappropriate jokes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books

Tim Winton Cloud Street

Irvine Welsh

Game of Thrones

Tv

Family Guy
QandA

Movies

Melancholia
Unforgiven
Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2
Goodfellas
Hearts of Darkness
Lesbian Workout (passes the Bechdel Test at least)

Music

Big Scary
Queens of the Stone Age
Cat Power
Sarah Blasko
Arcade Fire
Radiohead
Mariachi el Bronx
Jack White
TZU
The Mars Volta
The National
City and Colour
Redcoats
TV on the Radio
The Vaccines
The six things I could never do without
Listening to Thom Yorke sing.
My daughter
Singing Yellow and Black with my friends and daughter at the MCG.
3 much more other things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm going to do with all the bonus points I've earned from girls OK Cupid profiles. (you know bonus points if you think Ricky Gervais' laugh on An Idiot Abroad is the highlight of the show etc).

Are there male vegans? Reminds me of Selma saying that female goats are sheep on The Simpsons.

How to kill Tony Abbott and leave no trace of violence.

Was Jesus an historical figure? This one takes up most of my thinking time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Carbo loading pasta dish for cricket.

Watching downloaded gems on the plasma.

Taking Max to the dog beach with a beer.

Northcote Social Club or Corner Hotel.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I could change my user name it would be Grumpycatmeme2013.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–47
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you feel compelled to.
Or if you would come to the Corner to see TZU with me...
Or the Black Lips

Wanna watch Louis CK or Sarah Silverman on TV? Or we could go and see a local comic.