Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a sex positive feminist leftie.
I believe the finest thing a person can do is forgive.
Admitting you're wrong is very liberating. I have strong opinions
and welcome when they're challenged. I find it hard to admit when
I'm wrong but will in the face of evidence and be thankful that
I've learned something.
Ok I have an inappropriate sense of humour. I make dad jokes and
really wrong jokes and shocking jokes. I love that bit in family
guy where Brian felt compelled to lick the 2 collapsed/dissolved
I'm in the 1% of Australians that laughed at the Chasers skit about
giving terminally ill children a stick instead of trips to
Disneyland, coz they're gonna die anyway.
That does not mean I'm mean to sick kids. It was so shocking you
had to laugh.
I'm nice to animals. Last week my beautiful golden retriever x lab
went under for a procedure and I was in tears as I left him.
Why do women keep saying they are the only ones who can multi task?
I can do two things at once....whatever it is I'm doing and think
about sex.....especially if that thing is looking at porn online.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living like a boss.......Not really I saw one of the cool kids say
that on the interwebs.
Getting a custom malibu surfboard made!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a budding stand up comic doing open mics around Melbourne.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Cheeky glint in the eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Tim Winton Cloud Street
Game of Thrones
Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2
Hearts of Darkness
Lesbian Workout (passes the Bechdel Test at least)
Queens of the Stone Age
Mariachi el Bronx
The Mars Volta
City and Colour
TV on the Radio
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Listening to Thom Yorke sing.
Singing Yellow and Black with my friends and daughter at the
3 much more other things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to do with all the bonus points I've earned from
girls OK Cupid profiles. (you know bonus points if you think Ricky
Gervais' laugh on An Idiot Abroad is the highlight of the show
Are there male vegans? Reminds me of Selma saying that female goats
are sheep on The Simpsons.
How to kill Tony Abbott and leave no trace of violence.
Was Jesus an historical figure? This one takes up most of my
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Carbo loading pasta dish for cricket.
Watching downloaded gems on the plasma.
Taking Max to the dog beach with a beer.
Northcote Social Club or Corner Hotel.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I could change my user name it would be Grumpycatmeme2013.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you feel compelled to.
Or if you would come to the Corner to see TZU with me...
Or the Black Lips
Wanna watch Louis CK or Sarah Silverman on TV? Or we could go and
see a local comic.
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