I believe the finest thing a person can do is forgive.
Admitting you're wrong is very liberating. I have strong opinions and welcome when they're challenged. I find it hard to admit when I'm wrong but will in the face of evidence and be thankful that I've learned something.
Ok I have an inappropriate sense of humour. I make dad jokes and really wrong jokes and shocking jokes. I love that bit in family guy where Brian felt compelled to lick the 2 collapsed/dissolved clones.
I'm in the 1% of Australians that laughed at the Chasers skit about giving terminally ill children a stick instead of trips to Disneyland, coz they're gonna die anyway.
That does not mean I'm mean to sick kids. It was so shocking you had to laugh.
I'm nice to animals. Last week my beautiful golden retriever x lab went under for a procedure and I was in tears as I left him.
Why do women keep saying they are the only ones who can multi task? I can do two things at once....whatever it is I'm doing and think about sex.....especially if that thing is looking at porn online.
Stand up comedy is my passion. I perform at least once a week and run my own comedy room on Thursday nights with a mate.
I'm a budding stand up comic doing open mics around Melbourne and sometimes interstate.
Cheeky glint in the eye.
Tim Winton Cloud Street
Game of Thrones
Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2
Hearts of Darkness
Lesbian Workout (passes the Bechdel Test at least)
Queens of the Stone Age
Mariachi el Bronx
The Mars Volta
City and Colour
TV on the Radio
Singing Yellow and Black with my friends and daughter at the MCG.
3 much more other things.
Are there male vegans? Reminds me of Selma saying that female goats are sheep on The Simpsons.
How to kill Tony Abbott and leave no trace of violence.
Was Jesus an historical figure? This one takes up most of my thinking time.
Watching downloaded gems on the plasma.
Taking Max to the dog beach with a beer.
Northcote Social Club or Corner Hotel.
You want to see King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard or the Black Lips
Wanna watch Louis CK or Sarah Silverman on TV? Or we could go and see a local comic.