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  • Ages 18–47
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Jul 31
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Has a kid, and might want more
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a sex positive feminist (if I can be one) leftie.

Hapless romantic.

I believe the finest thing a person can do is forgive.

Admitting you're wrong is very liberating. I have strong opinions and welcome when they're challenged. I find it hard to admit when I'm wrong but will in the face of evidence and be thankful that I've learned something.

Ok I have an inappropriate sense of humour. I make dad jokes and really wrong jokes and shocking jokes. I love that bit in family guy where Brian felt compelled to lick the 2 collapsed/dissolved clones.

I'm in the 1% of Australians that laughed at the Chasers skit about giving terminally ill children a stick instead of trips to Disneyland, coz they're gonna die anyway.
That does not mean I'm mean to sick kids. It was so shocking you had to laugh.

I'm nice to animals. Last week my beautiful golden retriever x lab went under for a procedure and I was in tears as I left him.

Why do women keep saying they are the only ones who can multi task? I can do two things at once....whatever it is I'm doing and think about sex.....especially if that thing is looking at porn online.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living like a boss.......Not really I saw one of the cool kids say that on the interwebs.

Negotiating traffic......fines.

Stand up comedy is my passion. I perform at least once a week and run my own comedy room on Thursday nights with a mate.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being funny
I'm a budding stand up comic doing open mics around Melbourne and sometimes interstate.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Cheeky glint in the eye.
Inappropriate jokes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

Tim Winton Cloud Street

Irvine Welsh

Game of Thrones


Family Guy


Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2
Hearts of Darkness
Lesbian Workout (passes the Bechdel Test at least)


Big Scary
Queens of the Stone Age
Cat Power
Sarah Blasko
Arcade Fire
Mariachi el Bronx
Jack White
The Mars Volta
The National
City and Colour
TV on the Radio
The Vaccines
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Listening to Thom Yorke sing.
My daughter
Singing Yellow and Black with my friends and daughter at the MCG.
3 much more other things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to do with all the bonus points I've earned from girls OK Cupid profiles. (you know bonus points if you think Ricky Gervais' laugh on An Idiot Abroad is the highlight of the show etc).

Are there male vegans? Reminds me of Selma saying that female goats are sheep on The Simpsons.

How to kill Tony Abbott and leave no trace of violence.

Was Jesus an historical figure? This one takes up most of my thinking time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recovering from a big Thursday night of comedy.

Watching downloaded gems on the plasma.

Taking Max to the dog beach with a beer.

Northcote Social Club or Corner Hotel.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I could change my user name it would be Grumpycatmeme2013.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you feel compelled to.
You want to see King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard or the Black Lips

Wanna watch Louis CK or Sarah Silverman on TV? Or we could go and see a local comic.