I figured it really doesn't matter what I write here, cause half of you wont read this and the other half that does, will only do it to disprove my thinking.

I really don't want to write that much in here, however, apparently the site requires it, so here goes.

Chances are I wont like you at first. It's just a part of me. I'm a very pessimistic person, and you won't be able to change that. I don't like anyone upon first meeting them or talking to them. You must impress me with at least a small amount of intelligence. Confusing "your and you're" will NOT help your cause. It just proves that you're dumb and wouldn't be able to pass a 5th grade English class. (there, correct usage of those two words)

I'm not an open book here and I don't think I should be. I'm looking for friends and friends only. don't think your smooth lines will work on me; Let me save you the trouble, they won't. If you actually end up reading this, put cheesecake as the subject line. so at least I know you tried; However, if you do come across funny "pick-up" lines, feel free to share. I find them funny.

Example: Are you a parking ticket? cause you got FINE written all over you!

So find me new and funny ones, thanks.

I'm rarely on here, because I do have a life and I plan on living it to the fullest. I check this every few weeks or even less. So if I don't talk back to you immediately, that's why. Or I just find you creepy and don't want to talk to you in general. because I'm a rude fucking bitch. (not my words, but I'll take them :D)

I love dying my hair, way too much or not often enough. If you have a problem with it, well then, don't talk to me. I have had every colour of the rainbow and I don't plan on stopping.

I don't watch sports. the only time I really ever do is the Superbowl and that is solely for the commercials. I sometimes watch hockey. I enjoy playing sports way more than watching them. And I mean, play them. Not these bimby girls who scream when the ball comes near them. I'm talking about full on tackle sports.

I watch a lot of TV, deal with it. I quote a lot of it too. If you can get my references, awesome. If not, that sucks for you.

The food network is a very enjoyable channel to watch, even though I am a vegetarian, which means I cant eat 3/4 of the things they make on it. As any girl does, I love chocolate and Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

I'm not one of those girly-girls. I don't dress up in dresses every day, and wear ugg (ugly) boots with mini-skirts. I think that is just plain stupid. or the shirt with the footless tights look. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR FAT ASS THROUGH WAY TOO STRETCHED OUT BLACK TIGHTS WITH A BRIGHT ORANGE THONG UNDERNEATH. thanks.

I hate IM speak. Type out your words fuckers! and if you "lol" are you really laughing out loud? really? What I said was THAT funny? really?

I love animals. In my past, I have had over 100+ animals, mainly rodents. Deal with it...bitches.

I hate snow, really I hate it but sometimes colder weather is fun. Such as for snowboarding, but warm weather is where I belong.

And if you actually think I'm serious about anything... nice.

I'm really running out of things to write in here, but I'm sick of it saying it's too short. that's a man's worst nightmare, eh?

Going to college.
Hanging out with friends.
Having amazing adventures.
Living life.

everything. I kinda rock at life.. sooo.

my hair. it's always crazy colours.
my wrists. I have about 90 bracelets on each arm.

books: time travelers wife, insatiable, the lovely bones, white oleander, fight club, wicked, The Bell Jar, Girl; Interrupted,

movies: Across the Universe, The Notebook, Peter Pan, Fight Club, Space Jam, Urban Legends, Drop Dead Fred, Little Monsters, Almost Famous, The Labyrinth, The Big Lebowski, Battle Royale, Encino Man, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Dark Knight

music: anything and i do mean that. you would be surprised at what i DON'T like.

my cell phone.
my camera.
MY air.

life in general.

hanging out with friends, having the time of my life.

nothing!

you want a new friend, if you can type correctly, and when looking at my profile could tell that I'm not really as cold-hearted as I may seem.