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30 M Dulles, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
A little extra
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
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Im just a guy looking for love in all the wrong places. I probably should just go to church but i used to go a lot and church are pretty bad. I guess bars and clubs will have to do!. I like to joke around and have a good time. But zombie apocalypse is not a joke people gather supplies. I like to travel and see new things hopefully one day I just travel for months out of the year. Im also very straight forward like getting to the point. This site is based off looks mostly because there is no way you can find out how awesome i am through just my profile im not Nicholas sparks people!!!!! If you want to just be friends thats cool as long as you have single friends. I its hard to make friends in this area most of us are govt employees so we're paranoid as shit! Also if you have a problem with telling the truth just dont waste my time I cant stand being lied especially if I find out the truth im done. My first messages will be short and sweet. Now some of you ladies cant handle that. You are the ones i need to avoid! Lol seriously though if I send you a message its probably gonna be short "I think you are cute I like air and cars meet you at Starbucks in two hours!"
What I’m doing with my life
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Ok so this is where it gets crazy. I am getting a second bachelors degree in October. But why didnt I just get a master's degree? Dont ask me that question you dont know me! Im a govt contractor and im about to piece out on these fools! Yes I am gangster as well. I am doing lots of other things like being more consent with my fitness trying to go the distance this time so I can act like a snob and reject woman I don't think are perfect. Um Ive been playing a lot of paintball and poker. If you wanna play paintball just message me paintball and I will know what you are talking about. The poker thing i am slowing that down again for other things like dating. Trying to find a good woman.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Im really good at drinking games. Um I wish I didnt work in govt because retail employees are way more open! Im really good at confusing people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually wow that guy has a great smile! Also hey that guy knows how to have an okay time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like all kinds of music except country. I love movies. Every type movie genre favorite is comedy. Pretty much anything with will Ferrell and 40 year old virgin. I like to laugh.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family - the never call or visit but whatever
2. Car - I have to get paintball some way
3. Xbox - has never let me down. I always get the warranty though!
4. Poker - I like it
5. Phone - ive tried to leave it but I always end up regretting it.
6. Haircut - it can get crazy!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about all the time ive wasted but then I remember i have to focus on the future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hang out with my coworkers for happy hour the head to the casino for some poker. Or just do manly things like changing light bulbs and taking out trash. I may even take a trip to local auto parts store and look at things picking them up maybe eveb purchasing them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will choose the wrong woman 75% of the time
You should message me if
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If you love will Ferrell and can tell me why in 50 words or less.
If you think the new SNL is not funny.
if you miss mad tv.
If you love comic con (cuz I do!!!)
If you want to go out to a nice seafood dinner!
If your a down to earth girl with no cats and no desire to ever own one then yes! We need to talk!
If you made a Vine.
If you are not one of those people who has disclaimers all over your page.
And if you understand that just saying hello how are you or hey my name is whatever is a normal greeting in America.
If you think Chris Pratt is just a good guy.